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A Disappointing Continuation

A different way of telling a story

The story-telling is good with flashbacks.The film is both funny and heartbreaking. You smile in a scene and get a soulcrushing revelation in the next.

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Joe Bukowski is a homicidal maniac freshly released from mental asylum.He learns a chant from a homeless man in return for a small proportion of his alcoholic beverage and this chant transforms Joe into a form of anybody he pleases.So he is transformed into the body of high school girl.His main target are other high school girls attending high school close to his dirty and squalid home.Joe murders them one by one with a pocket knife..."The Nostril Picker" by Mark Nowicki is easily one of the most puerile and amateurish slasher flicks I have ever seen.It's still watchable and pretty funny as it plays like demented Troma flick with plenty of gore but without nudity.The killing scenes are pretty bloody for example there is the scene of a girl,who gets all her fingers cut off with one swipe of a swich-blade.7 teenage girls out of 10.A cult flick.

I've seen a lot of movies with weird titles in my day, but THE NOSTRIL PICKER takes the cake. Can you just imagine what this movie is about? If you haven't read the description of it, no, you can't, because this movie really isn't about nostril picking.Joe is a loser whose life is changed when he meets a homeless Vietnam vet who tells him he will teach Joe a magic spell if Joe lets him have some of his booze. Well, with this magic spell, Joe can change into anyone he wants to whenever he hums his favorite song. Well, Joe, being the creepy pervert that he is, changes into a high school girl so he can go into the girls showers and stuff like that without being detected. However, doing this will slowly drive him insane, and soon, he begins to kill off high school girls. Can the police chief, whose daughter is friends with Joe's alter ego, stop the killer before it's too late?No matter who you are, you haven't seen anything quite like this movie. I guess the only proper way to review it is to go into the basics. For the most part, the acting was more wooden than a pirate ship, but it looked like most everyone was having fun making the movie. However, when one girl got her fingers cut off, she didn't even have any sort of look of pain on her face; it almost looked like she was bored. It also feels like the director started filming without a script and was just making it up as he went, which adds to the hilarity. The gore effects are atrocious, because the blood they use has a pinkish tinge to it. There's also a really predictable and very stupid ending to go with it.Now, the sole enjoyment that one can get out of THE NOSTRIL PICKER is through all the hilarious scenes. There's the aforementioned terrible acting and gore, the sheer stupidity of the premise, some of the dialogue ("He attacked me with a thingy!"), and just how weird some of the scenes are (Joe chases a transvestite around his apartment with a squirting dildo).And, of course, I must mention the school montage. So Joe goes to high school and there's a montage of, basically, him slacking off, smoking, and spying on the girls, all set to this incredible song that just repeats, "Schooooooo-ooOOo-lin'…I've got to get me some schooooooooo-ooOOo-lin'…" over and over again. It's pants-wettingly hilarious. Given how much I laughed at it, I should probably give THE NOSTRIL PICKER a 6/10. But I just can't bring myself to do it. I don't think I could ever respect myself again.

Worst. Film. Ever. If I could post pictures here, I would post a picture of a pool of puke with this film's name written next to it on paper (thankyou Mighty Boosh). If you value your time...don't watch it! The picture quality is terrible, the audio is terrible, the actors would be more convincing if they WERE cardboard cutouts (not just acting like them) and the "gore" looks of the same quality as halloween novelty makeup!! The only thing that actually convinced me about the entire movie was the creepiness of the main character! He was a convincing psycho in that respect - but all other elements of his performance were absolutely atrocious! Truly and completely terrible!!

This has got to be one of the funniest most hilarious films i think i've ever seen in my life!if you love extra special cheesy horror films you'll think this is great otherwise avoid it! Good for a laugh! Can't believe it was made in 1993 it definitely looks like a 70's hand held camera movie! look out for the 'im Joe your best friend' scene, the girl in it must be really hard because she walks around after her fingers have been chopped off starring into space and the all time classic song schooling, its a got to be a number one hit! Don't know what else to say about this film except me and my mate were rolling around laughing at it for hours after!!!