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I love this movie so much

the audience applauded

That was an excellent one.

Good movie but grossly overrated

As you may or may not have heard, there is no actual fighting between vampires or zombies in this film. One may then ask why the title suggested such a thing, but really it's kind of appropriate because nothing else about this film made any sense either. There was absolutely no story or plot, just things happening. The acting was incredibly bad, worse than safeauto commercials bad.Not only were there no fighting between vampires and zombies but I think there was only one scene with zombies even in it. Their make up looked as if it were applied by an 8 year old girl. The scene was totally random and out of place and featured one of the characters fighting the zombies off with a hedge trimmer (I'm not kidding) but they used chainsaw sound effects.This was undoubtedly the poorest movie I've ever seen in my life. The only circumstance that I wouldn't totally ridicule every person responsible for production of this film is if I learned that it was produced entirely by 11 year old's.Really though, even with all of the criticism I offer here, I'd suggest watching this movie solely based on the fact that it may very well be the worst movie ever, and because of this is quite comical. Even just counting the flaws in it should keep you entertained.

I watched this movie with some friends a couple months ago, I still laugh today thinking about some of the utter stupidity. The first few scenes alone were hilarious. I won't spoil anything for those who wish to see it, I wouldn't want to ruin the laughs. Needless to say the entire time I watched this movie I was trying to figure out exactly what the point of anything the characters in this movie were doing. Towards the end we all got bored however, as the initial hilarity and shock of a movie being this random wore off. There is no plot and not a trace of decent acting. The characters are about as well developed as those in a kindergarten "Learn to Read" book. They even managed to make a lesbian sex scene uninteresting.

Feature of early 21 century cinema of lets pit different evil creatures and bad guys against each other. We haven't seen stuff like this since Godzilla v King Kong and the like. Always sounds great on paper when you're splicing up and in a haze of the good stuff you have an inspired idea and see the whole playing out before you like Beethoven's symphonies. Then you come to writing it. Great ideas like all vampires are female. Ergo hot, seductive deadly but in a way I want to perish sort of way. And all zombies are men. well thats what men are like to a woman just after shes been dumped or cheated on right? So it all looks good up to actually making it. Then the rot starts to set in. Mosters have fight. Nothing much happens. Another fight. Philosophical noodling and cods wallop. Eureka we've found how to win. Big fight again and the End. Sounds great doesn't it? If it was made an indie company it would be great. But this is Hollywood with the eye on the bucks: gloss instead of what the fans want. It all could have been gore soaked beautiful.

I am a horror movie fan. I like really cheesy B movies, pretty much anything from Troma films and the like. This movie made Maniac Nurses in Ecstasy seem like a Shakespearian adventure. No, really. There is absolutely no plot, horrible acting, and I think that the director was off smoking crack instead of doing his job. If you are looking for vampires or zombies, you'll find more of them in Maniac Nurses. This movie made me want to repeatedly slam my head into the wall. The gore was beyond fake and the lesbians not even believable. The main character, Jenna, needs to be repeatedly bitch slapped. She is vapid and has the talent of a 2 year old. Now, admittedly, her lines make her come across as a hick ditz, lacking common sense. Oh, and she really likes to pass out when she gets it on in her border line soft core scenes with Carmilla. On a side note, no one can seem to remember if her name is Jenna or Beth. The writing is horrible, the lines corny and disconnected. If Sheridan Le Fanu was still alive, he would be needing an Uzi to deal with the writer, director, producer,etc.