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One of my all time favorites.

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

I have never ever written a review on IMDb. But, this movie is SO bad, I couldn't help myself. Easily, the worst movie I've ever seen. The first 15 minutes are just scenic shots interlaced with some d- bag walking through the woods shirtless (count the number of trees he has to touch as he passes by them). A whole 15 minutes! The kid could use a gym membership. Then something happens. I assume he's killed by Bigfoot, but it's not shown. At this point , I was rooting for Bigfoot to tear this kid's arms off and beat him with them. Next , d-bag's friend shows up and he's shirtless too. Better yet, there is a disgusting shower scene with him. It's clean, which is more than I can say for him. They didn't even give him soap , so he's washing with his hands. Based on his body acne, he needs soap! 30 minutes in and there have been 3 lines of dialog. 3! All fake cell phone calls. We meet d-bag #3 who also enjoys walking around alone and shirtless. Good news! Only 45 minutes left! 30 minutes in...29 minutes of guys walking and one minute of a homo=erotic shower scene.Oh yeah! More scenery shots as d-bad #4 arrives! Shirt bound to come off soon. More bad cell phone dialog. Well, I wanted more dialog! careful what you wish for because the dialog made me miss the quiet walking scenes! The woman in the movie prays to a spirit lord. Something like "h great spirit Lord, avenge me." So I tried it too. " Oh great spirit Lord, give me back the last 45 minutes of my life!" And there goes shirt #4.You get the picture. There is no reason tho watch this other than you read this and said "it can't be that bad". Trust me, Save yourself! It's too late for me!

I am a fan of new horror movies, heck I'm a fan of ones with hot guys in them, but this was just bad. The face of Bigfoot was scary and good so that's one 1 star, the guys were hot another 2 stars and the scenery was great another star, but as far as everything else went, i almost fell asleep 10 minutes in, enough scenery shots, get to the movie and learn how to create a monster. Huge kudos's again for the hot guys but my god this wasn't even a B rating. Huge fail and i had such high hopes. If i saw one more scene of the camera staring up at the tops of trees i think i was gong to scream. A 5 year old could redo this movie and make a better Bigfoot, and what is up with Red, really red Bigfoot what did he fall into a vat of red paint?

Where do I start? This steaming pile of crap is just so boring! Without giving away too much of the "plot", the movie revolves around a group of college frat boys who arrive on the eponymous Bigfoot Island to party? Prepare for a GQ shoot? I'm not really sure, and frankly I could not care less.When the first ten minutes or so is just following one of the Calvin Klein rejects around, broken up by a short scene of bad acting into a cellphone, you can see why I lost interest.As for the "plot", there isn't one. Well, that's not entirely true, there is a plot but its so thin as to be nonexistent, and thus pointless. My God this movie sucks.I really can only think of one good point from this film, the cinematography was actually quite good right up until you see "bigfoot", and then it all goes down hill from there.I'm not going into the monster effects, suffice it to say they spent all their money on the opening. So, five thousand bucks well spent, perhaps next time guys you might want to consider putting more of that budget into a script, with a plot.

Talk about a video with no redeeming value at all. All you get in this home video is several white boys with no shirts attempting to act very gay and sexy running through the forest with each killed by a man in a very cheap and baggy ape costume. The editor uses the same footage of certain shots over and over again. A young teenage girl prays to the forest spirit and that all she does over and over and over again. Oh God please strike me with blindness so I could never blight myself by watching this offering from Satan's outhouse again! Believe me folks you would rather be struck down with smallpox than view this flatulence from the bowels of the Antichrist himself. At the end there is an attempt at acting that could be better compared by two infants blowing spit bubbles and regurgitating on one another. Im not kidding folks, this video is that bad. In conclusion, this film was not as enjoyable as dinning on my newborns messy diaper.