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Please don't spend money on this.

Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

I've watched a couple thousand horror/sci-fi movies over the years, so I have to laugh when I read reviews like many that are posted here......"worst movie ever" they say, but this is miles from that. I can GUARANTEE that these people bashing "Evil Woods" have NEVER seen "Alien 3000", "Carnivore" or the staggering "Night Train To Terror", which would leave rug burns on their chins, from their jaws dropping so hard to the floor! "Evil Woods" will not ever make it into the AFI 100, but it was well shot, well edited, had no continuity problems, had good sound recording (no hiss, or dogs barking or airplanes overhead), and BEST of all, these seemed like genuine teens....not hard-bodied, silicone-loaded supermodels, like most other cheap horror films. And if the lead guy seemed 'over the top' with his constant mouthing-off and sunglasses, I have to admit to you, that he WAS identical to my college roommate in my Freshman year.....I'm not kidding. There really are people like that out there. So take it easy, movie-bashers....a chili pepper is the hottest thing you've ever eaten, UNTIL you chomp on a habanero pepper. So get over it! Go watch "Godmonster of Indian Flats" and THEN tell me if Evil Woods is the "worst movie ever".....and to any cast or film-makers who read this.....you did very good for the budget. Don't listen to them.

As a huge fan of low to mid budget horror, I had...well, I wouldn't say high hopes, but at least thought this "film" might have potential. Holy Hell, was I wrong. This is without a doubt the single worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of wasting an evening with.Typically, you find yourself rooting for at least one of the characters in a movie. You will not be bothered with that here. Every single one of them exceeded at their own brand of annoying, and I was actually rooting for the killer. I was really hoping Steve would die first, closely followed Shannon, the overbearing, bitchy girlfriend. Not that I advocate violence against women, but she seriously needed to be punched in the mouth. Twice. In a perfect world, Steve and Shannon would have died in each others arms. While on fire and falling into a wood chipper.The acting was horrible. The writing was worse. The plot has been beaten to death. This movie was so bad, it actually made me angry. Do yourself a favor: Do not walk...RUN away from this piece of garbage. It makes me sad that IMDb doesn't offer any rating lower than one star.

If you want to learn about film-making, you should watch this awful movie, you'll see horrible film-making and learn a lot.For example, why in the holy hell was the camera up the nose of every actor? Every scene, every shot, the camera was all up in their grills.And, hello...makeup?! Like other reviews have mentioned - these people are ugly! UG-LY! Some standard movie make-up would have helped at least a little bit, but its so obvious whoever maxed out their credit cards and blackmailed a distributor to get this film made and released had no idea what in the hell they were doing.There is nudity in this film, but holy hell, trust me you probably don't want to see it. Ugly girls, one who looks like a butch lesbian. Now, the one that looked like a lesbian kind of had a nice body, but once her and her friend got naked, it really wasn't all that nice too look at. And the plot/acting/etc ... ??? Uh...yea, I just am not going to try to even understand how the hell were supposed to believe people act like this.

Well, there you have it, this might very well be the worst movie I've ever seen. From beginning to end the acting is shockingly terrible and the characters almost so annoying it's almost impossible to stand. A very low budget film with many moments seeming to copy The Blair Witch Project exactly...except just way worse. Now, if you're going to make a really bad horror flick, you might as well get hot girls right, save it a little for the guys watching. These guys didn't care about that and the girls they got were probably the ugliest I've ever seen in a movie.Between watching a hick jerk off under his overalls, and the obnoxious main character talking about farting while getting a blowjob I realized that this movie should be just a huge embarrassment to the makers.