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Great Film overall

A different way of telling a story

It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SUBHUMANOID is the third in the schlocky Troma series, and as hero it features Brick Bronsky who returns from the second instalment. Like its predecessor this is a near plot less mish-mash of ideas featuring romance, a mad scientist, and various mutant creations. It doesn't really hang together all that well and it suffers from not being particularly funny either. It's mainly cheesy silliness with the occasional gore scene and a big-haired blonde bimbo running around naked for the most part. The villain sports a nice silver eye patch and that's about it.

Like its immediate predecessor ("Subhumanoid Meltdown"), the third part of the "Class of Nuke'Em High" series is not a horror-comedy but a pure spoof. Unfortunately, it's not as funny as Part 2 (some of the funniest jokes can be found in the closing credits - "stand-in for Brick Bronsky: Brick Bronsky", etc.). It is short on genuine comic inspiration, though long on exposition (a lot of the dialogue explains things that have already been explained), weirdness, self-referentiality, gooey special effects, and hot girls, a lot of them carrying big guns (Lisa Star provides knockout T & A). Generally speaking, I like the spirit of the film more than the film itself. (**)

Just when you thought Classof Nuke Em High couldn't get any weirder...or any worse...it does. That is not necessarily a good thing, but hey, this film is still fun! It seems that Victoria and Roger from the previous film have twins, an evil kid and a good kid and they don't know each other exist. So basically the film is them trying to find each other and using their glowing hand to satisfy girl's sexual fantasies. Although the lead girl in this one is...pretty ugly...Trish. She brings the film down because she is annoying but all she does is fart which is actually kind of funny. This film is more of the same of the last film, just worse...Tromie makes an appearance as well as Greenie The Weenie Man, but they are not in long enough. It is pretty funny how people at the nuclear reactor care more about whether the chicken or the egg came first than trying to save the nuclear reactor from blowing Tromaville to a gob of green goo. Also, this is a good film because this marked Ron Jeremy's first appearance in a Troma film and he has become important to Tromaville making appearances in Terror Firmer, Citizen Toxie, and Tales From The Crapper. So wipe those tears, this is a Troma movie, and it may not be as good as the previous ones but it is fun!

Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumaniod picks up where Class Of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) finished, the mutant squirrel is blown to kingdom come by the bomb disguised as an Acorn & the Tromaville Institute for Technology is left in ruins. Ace reporter for the Troma Tech Times Roger Smith (Brick Bronsky) learns that his Subhumanoid girlfriend Victoria (Leesa Rowland) is pregnant, the big day arrives & Victoria gives birth to twins although misguided genetic scientist Professor Holt (Lisa Gaye) & evil corporate guy Dr. Slag, PHD (John Tallman) steal the first twin & disappear before the second is born. Roger is unaware that Victoria gave birth to twins & happily thinks he has only one son who he names Adlai (Brick Bronsky again) & brings up to be a caring person, however Dr. Slag calls the other twin Dick (Brick Bronsky again, again) & raises him to be just plain evil. Both twins are fully matured within two years & soon discover the other's existence, Dr. Slag & Professor Holt want Adlai to join forces with Dick & combine their subhumanoid powers to do their own evil bidding...Co-written & directed by Eric Louzil I personally thought Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid was far worse than either parts 1 or II, everything that made those films even mildly watchable & amusing is lacking here & it's back to normal service as far as Troma goes. The script by Louzil, Stephen Gerard, Lloyd Kaufman, Carl Morano, Mark F. Rosling, Matt Unger & Jeffrey W. Sass is more of a comedy than a horror, in fact there is very little horror here. It commits the ultimate sin for a comedy, it simply isn't funny. It's stupid, moronic, dumb & tedious but it's definitely not funny. Close-up shots of womens bums who then fart is about as sophisticated as this juvenile nonsense gets, a scene when a genetically created mutant Werewolf thing is killed by hitting it with rolled up newspaper's like you would an ordinary dog (you would?), a lot of the jokes make fun of the previous film & it starts to parody itself coupled together with the usual dumb tasteless gags you'd expect from Troma. I also have to mention the way the narrative is presented, generally speaking this film doesn't really have any plot worth bothering with but the ENTIRE film is narrated from one persons perspective, it's almost as if they didn't film any sound during certain scenes or perhaps they were just to lazy & talentless to write any decent dialogue & a proper story to go with it, at over 100 minutes it's far too long as well.Director Louzil, he also directed the previous entry in the series, was obviously working with a low budget & it shows. Pretty much the whole thing is a mess. Again this has a few funny closing credits, along with 'Set Dresser' there's credits for 'Salad Dresser' & 'Cross Dresser' while 'Key Grip' is followed by 'Golf Grip', you get the idea. There are no laughs & there's no horror in this one either, I honestly can't even remember any gore. The usual abundance of nudity is present & correct though.Technically speaking Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid is pretty dire, it's flat, bland & badly made throughout with rotten special effects. The acting is poor although am I the only one who actually quite fancies Lisa Gaye from these films? I hate the ridiculous beehive hair-do but there's something about her... Also, who names their son Brick? Apart from Mr. & Mrs Bronsky that is...Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid is a pretty useless film, as a comedy it's not funny, as a horror it's not scary or shocking, as a piece of film-making it doesn't even register & it just about fails on all levels. Do you really want to watch a film where the camera moves up a good looking woman's body from the feet up & when it reaches her bum she lets out a loud fart? I'll say no more, watch one of the previous two instead...