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Thanks for the memories!

Just perfect...

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Absolutely Brilliant!

Ghost hunters decided to enter a very mysterious home that has been cursed over the years and encounter flesh eating ghouls who don't mess around with just enjoying every part of your body for a good dinner. You will actually see these ghouls chomping on a heart and after watching quite a few of these scenes your stomach begins to become sick. There is one guy who plays a Boris Karloff role where he supplies very young good looking sexy girls for these very hungry ghouls. This film is very graphic and the acting is simply Horrible and a film you do not want to waste your time viewing. Unless, this is the type of film which you really enjoy.

And I have no friends because I watch crappy movies like this. Come on people, this movie is awesome! The opening scene is classic. Sure, the special effects in this movie are bad, but the gore is still pretty damn good. Lots of blood, gut-eating, although the plot is very weak and the acting is pretty bad. This is a huge HUGE improvement over Terror Toons (2002). Even though I liked Terror Toons, that is an awful, awful film. This one is slightly better. The acting is a little better, and the gore is a lot better. This is pretty watchable. I also got this for free, and it is worth free. If you like low budget movies with decent gore, bad acting, bad CGI effects, dumb plots, and one hottie who never gets naked, you will probably find Near Death a stunning and fun experience. Check it out, only 3 bucks in many stores.

Even those who like the low budget gore, low brow humor and independent zombie movies will fine this a disappointment.Near Death tries to be cheap horror/soft-core porn/comedy with being scary, sexy or funny. You can appreciate the effort of the actors but the plot, the effects, the orthodontic pieces, its just too much. You wonder where this is going all the time. You ask yourself what's up with the sex scenes, what's up with the mirror, what's up with priest who has is approached for research purposes and then agrees to an exorcism/séance or something 60 seconds later.I am all for actors and directors trying to make a buck in the alternative DVD market with "not-ready-for-theater" movies but this is a poor effort because you see what the director is trying to do but never comes close to getting done. You may become depressed after you've seen it, because movies like this make you aware of the many ways you can be suckered into wasting time.

The film has the "cheap and cheasy" production look and feel to it:The actors are not outstanding, but two pieces of eye candy are available. The special effects are simple and cannot compete with state of the art, but they do work in a way (except for at least two scenes, where they accomplish the opposite: they do not scare you, they make you laugh).The story is not that bad, reminds me of the kind of spooky story that regularly spawns horror movies and flicks.If you like second rate horror movies, where people definitely tried to do a good job, this will be a good one for you.