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Good movie, but best of all time? Hardly . . .

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

I really couldn't believe what I just saw. They say that Beasties, Things and Winterbeast are the worst movies to see but hey, they contain nudity and blood. This flick only contains a parade of tuned cars and at the end, special bikes, but eh, was this movie not about vampires. Oh yeah, a special kind of vampires, dwarfs. The only thing that surprised me was the fact that they found that amount of dwarfs. And what about the vampires, well, being a shorty they aren't able to bite you in the neck so they bite your ankle. But when they bite almost no blood flows and no gore is shown. It reminded me a bit of Blade, the storyline but this is the worst kind of movie you will ever see. It's a must see just to believe it, southern rednecks as vampires, man, how many times I touched that fast forward button.

A true work of genius. Bringing together two of the all time great features for any movie... Midgets and Vampires! How can it fail I mean really? This is one of the all time great works in bad film making, a movie so terrible it really is inspired. Don't let anything put you off, you MUST see this film! It's cast are wooden, it's sound quality is terrible. The script seems to be written by a group of drunk students on the back of a beermat (and may well have been) but that is saved by the poor delivery the actors give it. The whole thing seems like it was thought up by a group of film students with too much time on their hands and way to much alcohol, and to fair, it probably was. Somehow through all this the incredible concept of the film shines through creating something so inherently funny it has to be seen! Plus the theme song "Three feet tall, two inch fangs!" is almost worth it alone. I really cannot recommend this film enough, the moment I heard about it, I knew I had to go out and find it.

This film is pretty much just a $10 ripoff of the Blade films but with ghetto biker zombie vampire redneck MIDGETS. Basically, there's a sword that exists that can transform a tall human who is stabbed with it into a vampire, as it is the same sword that killed the last tall vampire. Or something. The ghetto biker zombie vampire redneck midgets get ahold of the sword by making a deal with some mobsters and then it's up to Drexel and his midget pal, T-Bone, to kill the evil midgets or something. Meanwhile, the evil midgets stab a redneck mechanic, and he becomes a vampire slave. So, the rest of the film is some fights between midgets and some walking around and some talking and some horrible redneck acting. And a slow-motion backflip scene.I can honestly say that there's NOTHING to like about this film. It's a rare film that isn't so bad it's good... it's just plain BAD. It's just a boring waste of time, with the ONLY POSSIBLE SAVING GRACE being that you want to watch to see how amateurish and terrible things can get. Drexel is one of the worst human beings in history.Awful.

okay. i rented this just on the fact that when i saw the cover, i laughed at the name, and when i saw Vampire Dwarfs on the back, i just HAD to see this movie. I put it in my player.. and as much as its not much of a "horror" movie.. the really low quality production, really bad acting, cheesy one-liners by the "hero" of the movie, it kind of looked like a Canadian after-school special (you Canadians know what I'm talking about). It was just... GREAT.. I mean, if you don't like B-Movies with REALLY bad production, don't watch it.. if that doesn't bother you, go get it!... I think i may even have to go and buy this movie. This takes MUST SEE TV to a whole new level. Anyone who doesn't like this movie, needs their heads checked=)