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Truly Dreadful Film

Sadly Over-hyped

Memorable, crazy movie

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

Okay. The title of the film is called "Buttcrack," and it is about a dead guy whose butt crack turns people into zombies. DO I HAVE TO SAY WHY THE FILM WAS BAD!!! I only saw the movie because as a film critic it is what keeps my family fed and brings bread (and money) to the table. What baffles me was that this film was actually made! The actors were obviously working at a movie theater hoping to make their big break from the first (but after this film, also their last) film. Besides the God-awful title, the dialogue was not clever and sounds as if the script was written by a mentally challenged monkey who can write (but shouldn't) in English. But this film goes under the third worse film of all time in my book, following "Songs from the Second Floor," and "Killer Klowns from Outer Space."

Brian (Doug Ciskowski) just wants some time alone with his girlfriend (Kathy Wittes). Unfortunately, his roommate is a real pain in the ass. Wade "Buttcrack" Jenkins (Caleb Kreischer) just can't keep his pants up. He should be a plumber. After a plan to get him out of the house so Brian could propose failed, he lost it and accidentally kills Wade.But, Wade's sister (Cindy Geary) is a witch and brings Wade back from the dead. Now, we have a buttcrack zombie on the loose. Not a lot of gore, but what you would expect in a cheap film.Sure, it is low budget, but it is funny, and the performance of Mojo Nixon as Preacher Man Bob is over the top.

So, a movie about a killer ass, huh? Well, I'd be lying if I said that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard for a low-budget horror movie. Come to find out, there are much... much worse stories out there, maybe not quite so random, amateurish, and not well thought out But really, what can I say, other than, at least it wasn't shot on video.Meet portly Wade, an over-weight, curly-haired, annoying, clueless reject of a human, who spends most of his time playing Atari (nice touch) and by most, I mean 100 %. Wade lives with his so-called friend, Brian, Brian despises Wade for his rudeness, for his body odor, for the way he always barges in on him and his girlfriend, for his inability to realize his voice is stupid, but mostly, because this waste of space doesn't have the damn common courtesy to pull his pants up now and then. It almost makes him mad enough to throw a (plugged in) stereo in the tub when Wade finally decides to take a bath, and by almost I mean Wade is now dead from electrocution, serves him right for being such a thoughtless oaf. What Brian doesn't know is that Wade's sister is into voodoo, and somehow she knows exactly what went down. Hell bent on revenge, sister Wade puts a curse on... her dead brother, I guess. Portly Wade is now resurrected as a zombie, although, he thinks he's still alive, and really doesn't mean any harm, the mere sight of his crack kills. Jeepers, what an awesome idea for a movie!!Good God!! What would possess someone to come up with a story like this? I'll just assume this movie was made with the desperate hope of being picked up by Troma, well, congratulations gang, your wish came true, and I'm sure they're as proud as they can be. Personally, I would have liked it better if it remained a "roommate from Hell" comedy, and things had continued till Brian blew his own brains out right before the credits, but that's just me. Perhaps I've been a bit too hard on this movie, it has style, and a really enthusiastic feel to it, and a catchy little score, and it has decency to not wear out its welcome at 68 minutes. I recommend Buttcrack mainly because if you have any sense of humor at all, chances are good, it'll make you laugh, and ultimately, that's all that matters. Yay for Buttcrack. 7/10

This movie was awful, even by troma standards, luckily I like Mojo Nixon enough to sit through the whole thing. There was absolutely nothing funny about it, usually troma keeps me entertained with a good laugh or two, but this movie sucked. Sorry, I like troma, but there was no excuse for this pile of garbage. I felt like it was just a bunch of inside jokes from the actors and crew made into a movie. Great, I'm glad all 14 people on the staff were entertained, cause the rest of us though it was stupid. Buttcrack 12 times in one breath? Churn the Milk and Make it butter? The annoying ramblings of Preacher Man Bob? (sorry mojo) As an amateur filmmaker/screenwriter, I am usually excited for low budget movies and non-Hollywood talent, but there was nothing in this worth watching, besides maybe the Mojo Nixon Extras. It was all just poor writing, poor film making, and jokes that weren't funny.Good Job Larsen, no talent whatsoever.