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Please don't spend money on this.

It's funny watching the elements come together in this complicated scam. On one hand, the set-up isn't quite as complex as it seems, but there's an easy sense of fun in every exchange.

It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

I keep a list of films I've seen and give them my own personal rating (0-4 stars); In retrospect, I had to give this one an "N/A" because I didn't consider it one I'd expect to find in a film review book such as Leonard Maltin's, didn't want to "bomb" it, or give it a ** or **1/2 and make it seem as worthy to rate as mainstream films. However, it is easier to rate on a 1-10 scale, so I felt that 4 was appropriate.The reason I didn't bomb it was because that in spite of its shortcomings, I found it rather entertaining and had fun laughing AT it, and WITH it. The two young male leads (Jamey Schrick and J.R. Jones) are actually quite natural and don't force their lines or over-do the camp element. They are actually quite a lot better than actors I've seen in other low-budget gay-theme films that either spoke in monotone or soap opera-ish predictability. They were cute without being too "hunky" (that gets old very fast), and were both quite likable. Even Jones in drag is quite understated, not making his character so femme that you can't stand to watch him. There is a comfortable level about him that should make viewers want to see him find true love. I liked him/her more than many professional female impersonators I've seen and met over the years.Skye Aubrey could have stolen every scene she was in with her Elaine Stritch gruffness in the beginning that softens as I got to know her character. She switches from Stritch's dead-pan to more of a Janis Paige lovable Auntie Mame type. As annoyed as I would be with someone like her character, I couldn't help but admire Trish Dempsey's performance as the Tess Harper "Crimes of the Heart" type neighbor. At first, I thought it might even be Ms. Harper. She was aggravating but funny. I loved many of the old horror movie and TV references, particularly to Aubrey's referral of Demsey as her neighborhood Gladys Kravitz ("Bewitched"). There was more attention to detail in the development of the lead characters so it was easier to overlook some of the weak spots. I could have done without the hostage situation, which takes it into an early John Waters type of theme, and the final sequence was a bit too hurried. For a viewer who might overlook this type of film to watch, based upon its extremely low budget (although it seems to have been filmed in some beautiful sections of the Hollywood Hills, which I seemed to recognize), it deserves more consideration than other low-budget gay themed films that cropped their way onto video store shelves in the 80's and 90's.Lastly, this film does require some suspension of belief; If you can't go in with your heart open to a possible romance between the two leading male characters, then forget about it; Otherwise, just enjoy what these creators were simply trying to do-Playfully honor types of films that today have become cult classics, while hopefully opening a few eyes to what gay relationships really are all about.

I have never been a particularly huge fan of independent films, but this move has definitely changed my opinion of the 'Independent Film'. This movie was thoughtfully written and very well performed by all of the actors. I was especially impressed by the performance put forward by Jamie Schrick. His performance in this epic was extremely believable and well executed. I was, however, very disappointed to find out that he hasn't been in more films. This young man was excellent in this film and I feel that he shows real promise and would be great in other films as well. We definitely need to see more of this man in future movie productions! Somebody out there needs to sign this guy up and sign him soon! See ya at the movies!

BOLLYWOOD AND VINE starts of lame and gets progressively lamer as it wears on. The characters are mostly witless cut-outs aping Hollywood stereotypes of Indians, film stars, and homosexuals. Star Skye Aubrey is surely meant for greater things. In fact, a ribbon-cutting at a Beverly Hills WalMart might be an improvement. The plot is inane and unbelievable, going from one farcical situation to another without regard for pace, tone or honest character development. There are a few in-jokes intended for inveterate movie-goers, but they are so buried in the leaden script that they garner merely smiles, not laughs. Just when you hope this satirical Sunset Boulevard will 'dead end' it goes on another ten minutes! Bollywood and Vine is one address you won't want to visit - just drive by and honk. Ganesha forgive them!

Just a fun movie! Some lines in this one caused me to laugh so hard I thought that crying would come next. Enjoy it with some friends that appreciate a campy comedy. The cast does not seem to have a lot of "previous experience" under their belts and it is my understanding that some of them are the acting students of Skye Aubrey (who plays Delilah Leigh). Jamey Schrick (Bhuvan Bannerji) and J.R. Jones (Devin Leigh) have only this movie listed as credits despite having two of the major roles in the film. Both of their performances are quite good and they convincingly play the parts. So hop on the Bannerji Hollywood tour bus (aka a VW Microbus) and visit the hilarity.