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Wonderfully offbeat film!

It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.

In other words,this film is a surreal ride.

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

This movie surely got my attention. The cover alone gets your attention. So I was able to catch an official release of this flick at a horror convention. Due the fact that this one is only one hour long I thought that it would be an easy task. It wasn't, the beginning of the movie has a lot of cuttings and weird images of a murder watched by a child. The movie is full of gore, sex, slaughtering and sickening images. Especially the rape scene. The girl had to take a lot and I won't spoil the ending of the scene but it's disgusting. Of course it's a HK Cat III flick but it really gets you. The idea's of the sex fiend is, well perverted. This one couldn't been made here in Europe or the US. It's a sick movie that now has his proper release, catch it and watch it, but be sure you have eaten a while ago.

Director Naoyuki Tomomatsu is probably most famous for his lame zombie comedy 'Stacy', and it is because of that film that I didn't have much hope going into this one. However, for what it is; Eat the Schoolgirl is a surprisingly nasty, and entertaining, little flick that works in spite of its complete lack of plot. The director clearly has some sort of obsession with schoolgirls, and this one starts out with a young lady having 'phone sex'. The scene is actually quite erotic, and got my hopes up for the rest of the movie. I have to say that the film never topped that scene for me, but there are several other memorable sequences - the 'sick' sex scene in a car made me pleased I'd finished my lunch before watching the movie, and a sequence in which a girl tries desperately to stuff her intestines back into her chest takes the cake for one of the most morbid things I've ever seen in a film. There's something to with a tranny who dresses like a schoolgirl, and some lass who's had her angel wings removed (err…naturally). The film is basically just a collection of mostly unrelated scenes involving blood and sex, but most of them are memorable enough to ensure that you're unlikely to care that the film doesn't make sense, and even though this is a silly piece of schlock cinema; and it's a good job it isn't on for long, I've got to say it's one of the better films to come out of modern Asia.

Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu,"Eat the Schoolgirl" concerns two young adults who made a dirty work for a yakuza gang by making sadistic rape/snuff films.Both of them are sexually obsessed;one is addicted to telephone sex whilst the other can only function sexually,whilst seeing mutilated female corpses.Throughout the film,he is visited by a naked female angel who tells him to go out and kill."Eat the Schoolgirl" is a sick and disturbing Japanese horror flick.It contains lots of rape and sexual abuse.We see Japanese women viciously raped,sexually degraded and even given forced enemas by misogynist Yakuza members.Unlike rather amusing "Stacy","Eat the Schoolgirl" is devoid of humour and that's why it's so incredibly offensive.The violence is truly brutal and sadistic and the gore effects are sickening.The rape scenes are nasty and the level of sexual violence is very high.7 out of 10.You'll need a cold shower after watching this sickie.

From the director of, 'Stacy' and pre-dating that film by about 4 years, this is more bloody, less coherent and a bit shorter. It is also extremely weird, hard to follow and packed with sex and bloody death. All known bodily fluids are on show here and all exhibited within a sexually explicit context. So, a naked girl is sick down her front before her assailant cums in the stab wound he has inflicted between the merry moments of their sex and her death. I don't think I need to go into all the gory details but rest assured that all fluids do indeed make an appearance, for good or bad! The opening sequence of phone sex seems a bit strong but it is probably the easiest sequence to take (and it's erotic). From there on as we struggle to make sense of everything, really nasty things happen, like the slit open nude girl, struggling to maintain her balance in the bath as she also struggles to stuff her intestines back inside her. There is so much more and yet the film barely runs an hour. Oh yes, there is an angel too, naked all through the film - I'm not sure if she was a schoolgirl but she didn't get eaten. Actually nobody got eaten, unless we count the numerous scenes of oral sex. Enough!