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Excellent but underrated film

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Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.

So before i want to start the actual review, i want to tell the readers of this review, that i'm from Germany and that my English is not perfect, so if you find any grammatical faults....I''m sorry :(But nevertheless I'm going to review "Kartoffelsalat" now and let me say in advance, that if you already saw that movie and you are still somewhat sane... Congratulations for that.Kartoffelsalat came out in 2015 and most of the cast, are German youtubers. If you don't know any German youtuber, you made some good decisions in life, because most of them are just bad.The story is about an new guy at an school, who apparently is an loser. He struggles, with finding friends and starts loving an Girl, which already has an boyfriend. The typical story of an movie, that is set in an school. Shorty after that, there's an zombie outbreak at the school, which turns a lot of the students into zombies. (They really had to drag zombies into this, didn't they?)If you watch the movie whole, you will notice that you probably didn't even laugh once, which is not surprising, because all the jokes, that they use are just bad and so weak, that even using them is extremely embarrassing. The only human beings, that will maybe laugh by watching this movie are children, who see their favorite youtubers in an movie.As an example. My brother (11) likes this movie, because youtubers he is currently liking, are in this movie. The bad thing about the German YouTube scene is, that most of the popular German youtubers, are only popular, because of the young fans they have. This doesn't need to be an bad thing, but most of them youtubers, are just bad examples of adults.But let's come back to the movie. The good things about the movie are: the length....it's only 81 minutes long :)The bad things are:the cast (the cast just sucks)the story (i mean, come on)the jokes (shouldn't an comedy movie, be funny?)everything (beside of the length, the movie has nothing going for it)As for an ending, i would like to say, that you all should invest your time otherwise. There are a lot of other options, like playing an video game, do some extra hours at work, make an own movie (which would probably be better than this one.)Just do anything, but don't watch that movie.

It is a pity that people had to pay money to see this. The opening shot already gave away that it would not be a good movie but it could have been fun to watch anyway. Unfortunately it was not. It was not funny and the only enjoyable thing about it were the Breaking Bad references. You could not even watch it and have some fun making fun of it because it was just too bad for that.Apart from the the camera work being amateurish and the sets being full of clichés within the first ten minutes you see numerous completely random and not funny jokes. Random jokes can be funny but these just leave you scratching your head and asking yourself why someone thought this would be a good or a funny idea. Also countless clichés are used to make weird and random jokes like when there all of the sudden is someone being executed in a German police station just so a goofy joke can be made. It just doesn't work. It does not fit.This is the movie to watch if you want to know how not to make a movie. Otherwise: don't watch it. It's a waste of money and even more it's a waste of time.

Really awful. Don't waste your time. Even if they give you money to watch it you will regret it and you will never take back that hours from your life. You will suffer and suffer. I prefer to go watching a horse race or ice skating rather then this fully rubbish movie. I could sit and do nothing and still I will be more happy than spend hours watching this thing. I mean who wrote this? Do they have a mind? Really? And how could you accept a role as a actor in such a ridiculous movie? Are you OK? Please tell me? Why did you do that to us? Why ?I wrote this review and I'm still in pain because I've seen this movie . Seriously physically pain it hurts and I need healing asap.

„Kartoffelsalat" planned to change the German cinema. The first German movie, produced by and with German YouTubers. The idea stems from the German YouTuber Torge Oelrich, who worked together with Otto, a famous German comedian from the 90s. That might sound like the wet dream of the 2012 German YouTube community, but the movie already disappointed with its trailer.Why did I gave the movie just 1 Point? The main reason for it, is the mindless story, the bad humor and the incredible awful screen play of the actors. Even the other German comedians, who came to aid Otto, disappointed. Everything they where able to accomplish , was to warm up old jokes from the 90s. The humor of the movie remembers me, at the uncle at family reunions, who annoys everyone with his bad jokes. The movie also got big technical issues. You can clearly see, that the lightning was done poorly, also the post-production is way behind the standard. All in one, the movie is clearly made fort he fans of the involved German YouTubers. The whole marketing for the movie points that out. I can't really recommend that movie, even if you like trash movies, „Kartoffelsalat" will properly disappoint you.