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The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

One of the funniest and light-hearted Chinese movies out there! It's a MUST WATCH! Every characters was fantastic! They each gives me a different feeling about them:Michelle Yeoh is still as handsome and cool as Wing Chun in here! Love how she fights!Sharla Cheung is really beautiful and her first appearance to this show is really cool! At the same time she and Charine Chan's character are also quite funny. They both look very charming in their ninja clothes.Sandra Ng, like always never fails to be the funniest person in the show. This was the first show I saw her in, and it has always been her very very very very best one to me. Look forward to see how silly she is in this show.Dicky Cheung is impressive, funny like always. But Sandra Ng is still funnier!!!Maggie Cheung is cute as the naughty and spoiled princess, she's adventurous and gives me the feeling like I'm watching a cartoon character.Carol Cheng is also very funny in the show!BIG BONUS TO THE SHOW: All the fighting stuff are super cool and awesome!!!!! Compared to modern movies with so much technologies in use, every fighting scenes here are way more realistic and so memorable!

Simon Yam plays Super Sword, a villain who transmogrifies into a badly animated cleaver whenever good guys threaten his evil plans. He's opposed by the Seven Maidens, who metamorphose at film's end into the Virgin Sword, a super weapon that resembles Texas pop group The Polyphonic Spree more than a death dealing blade of vengeance. In between some decent fight sequences, the film opts for cheap and sleazy scatalogical humor, most of which is childish beyond words, but the film does feature some memorable imagery, including the remarkable Black Widow Ninja and an opening sequence that, intentionally or otherwise, echoes Bunuel's Simon of the Desert. By no means a classic, Holy Weapon should be watched with your finger atop the fast forward button. The usual ineptly translated subtitles periodically slip off the bottom of the screen, but you won't be missing much important dialogue.

All rightly then. If you are in the mood for beautiful women, transsexuals, raving vampires, a Chinese Dr Frank N. Footer with Don King hair, severed heads, and a talking penis, then this is the movie for you. The plot is absurdly complicated in this parody of Chinese martial arts epics, and at times the movie actually is hilarious. For no particularly good reason it becomes imperative to assemble a team of seven virgins, led by the delectable Maggie Cheung. If only they had cast favorite gender bender Brigitte Lin as the evil sword dude, this movie could have achieved cult status. "Holy Weapon" is still a good diversion, a guilty pleasure, but not one to admit to.

This movie is amazing. If you like wild, sword-fighting, beautiful women, violence all wrapped around an ancient fable - then this movie is for you. It is so out there - yes, the sub-titled version I viewed was pretty bad - so it was hard to follow the "story" but it doesnt matter - everyone is after the legendary swordsman with "Heaven's Sword" but the action sequences are stunning and there are images and special effects in this movie that put most comic books and all Hollywood action movies to shame. Guilty, messy fun!!!