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A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...

I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

"A movie about 3 hot chicks and poker how bad could it be?" This is what I asked myself prior to shelling out $0.99 at a used book store clearance rack. I wish I could have my time back and so I feel compelled to warn you not to waste your time and maybe my time is well spent saving yours. The production quality is a few steps below bad porno. (without the redeeming effect of the porno itself). I get the feeling that all involved's last production was porno and couldn't pull the strings on these girls. A strip poker scene could have saved this one possibly. (at least for a few minutes). Anyways, no person involved in this movie could have known anything about the game of poker and probably did very little research except maybe watching a couple EPSN WSOP episodes. One scene has them even playing poker on a GLASS DINING TABLE!! Even the most moronic home-gamers know this doesn't work on so many levels. At about that scene 10 minutes in, I tried to fast forward to anything that resembled poker. To no avail. I implore you to never stain your DVD players optics with this piece of trash. WOW. This was possibly worse than Cabin Boy. (my all time worst flick)

First off, i wish there was a way to give a negative rating on movies. Second, i cant believe someone sat there, read the script, thought it was good. Shot a pilot, thought it was good. Went out and drummed up money, got a cast, shooting crew, scouted locations... I mean come on. SERIOUSLY!! burn every copy ever made and kick the producer in the nuts. I swear if he thought this was his big break or something, it was not his big break. It must have been some porno producer that wanted to "go legit" I never, ever make comments on movies, but I am seriously upset with myself I even spent the time to skip forward thu the whole movie. I saw about 3 seconds of tits. that was it. a complete cock up. a waste of time. dig a hole and put this in the ground. im sure that if i took a crap in a bucket and smeared it on my TV I would have enjoyed it more than watching that movie. its almost so bad that i would love to give it out as a gift to people I hate! kill it, kill it now, and kill it fast!! i feel sorry for whoever sunk money into this thinking they were going to make it rich.

I watch a lot of poker shows, from the WPT to the WSOP. So when I saw an ad for ACES in one of those poker magazines and that it was on video-on-demand, I decided to give it a try. I'm sorry I did. As Mike "The Mouth" would probably say, this film was made by a bunch of donkeys.How bad is this film? It's films like these that I'm sorry MST3K is not around. They would've had a field day with this one.Bad faux-'80s music, stiffer-than-the-dead acting, the camera lingering so long you can't tell who's talking, overlong shots of Brazil that I was beginning to wonder if I watching the Travel Channel, incorrect dealing of the community cards, the tournament in Brazil that takes place not in a poker room but in a hotel room, etc. There's probably more that I missed, but you get the idea. A previous review said it best: it's like soft core porn without the porn. But I doubt even porn could've saved this atrocity.Don't go all in with ACES!! (pun intended)

This has to be one of the worst poker movies I've ever seen.I've played poker at low and high limits and in casinos and private games. The only accurate part of the game the director and screenwriters got right was the fact that we do indeed use cards to play hold'em.The ending was lame, not even slightly plausible.The lame montage that shows the lead character going to the ghetto to play hold'em was downright laughable.Oh, and the acting, in a word, horrible. I gave it a 2, because the director managed to remember to remove the lens cap before shooting.