Watch Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? For Free

Highly Overrated But Still Good

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

Released around the same time as other "black" comedies like "MASH" and "Catch 22", this one was largely overlooked at the time. It's actually quite a good movie, which explores some of the problems of peace-time garrison life for soldiers during the Vietnam War. It's a comedy, but always with a dark side, shown through the eyes of three old Army buddies, Brian Keith, Tony Curtis, and Ivan Dixon.The underrated Brian Keith is very good as a hard-bitten old combat vet struggling to master "community relations" with a town that clearly resents the presence of an army base nearby (and all the trouble the off-duty soldiers bring). Ivan Dixon (from the "Hogans Heros" TV show) also solid as a sergeant nearing retirement who just wants to own a gas station in the town; only to find the local bank won't lend him the money, considering army personnel "bad risks". And Tony Curtis is also good as the scheming hustler of the three (probably because he's fairly restrained for a change!). Suzanne Pleshette is wonderful as always; the only shame is that she disappears from the plot about half-way through the movie! Don Ameche and Bradford Dillman, among others, lend very competent support.The movie holds it's own quite well, even when Brian Keith and Ivan Dixon "borrow" an old M-7 Priest self-propelled gun (tank) to spring Curtis from the local jail (run by sadistic sheriff Ernest Borgnine). Unfortunately, as with so many comedies of the era, it just can't seem to sustain itself to the end. The movie sinks into silliness in the last reel, when the local "patriotic" militia (led by a very hammy Tom Ewell) tries to stop the tank. Just one look at Ewell's ridiculous uniform and you know the filmmakers have gone for the "cop out" of slapstick humor. Jarringly out of place in a black comedy. It was for this reason I couldn't justify a "10" rating. Still, it IS enjoyable watching the tank crush various old junker cars used by the militia ("I think I'll eat some more cars!" Brian Keith says as he drives the tank). The 1984 James Garner movie "Tank" was loosely inspired by this movie, but wasn't half as good!

I remember watching this as a child at the theater and then on TV (called "War Games") and have not seen it since the mid 70s and miss it. What appealed to me most was the recreation of the Civil War, where again, the American Yankees are forced into war and have to confront bigoted anti-American Southerners. The movie seems to poke fun at the sore losers of a war fought in the 1860s. You cannot help but cheer as a few Yankees take on a half-witted army of a Southern Sheriff as they plow into town riding an old World War 2 M-7 self-propelled artillery gun to liberate a friend from the jail. Compusive actions, however, must not go without consequences. What a funny movie with a good cast.

Bought this in a discount store so had low expectations from it. Actually really good - a simple and enjoyable film. Easy to watch and fun. Some of the characters (esp Nace and Ramona) were good to watch - nicely scripted and acted. Apart from that the story is great if taken with a relaxed view.I recommend it and am glad to have it in the collection. The tank chase scene is comical and almost up there in Smokey and the Bandit or even comic James Bond style. The film is almost in Kelly's Heroes territory but is its own story.

All you need to do is listen to the dreadful theme song at the end of the movie to realize what a complete, moronic, hack job this movie was. Free isn't enough. Someone pay me for the time this movie consumed!!Cartoonish military stereotypes vs. Cartoonish small town stereotypes. Poor Brian Keith seemed to really want to do something with his role, but with this script that was just about impossible. I will give him an A for his effort, though wasted it was.