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A Masterpiece!

A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.

The acting in this movie is really good.

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

"Run! Bitch, Run!" director Joseph Guzman has produced a flavorful example of the vile Nunsploitation genre with his bloody, blasphemous, boob-laden, revenge-driven, actioneer "Nude Nuns with Big Guns." Basically, Nunsploitation grew out of the exploitation film movement in the 1970s. Nunsploitation movies were popular at the same time that the salacious expose women-in-prison movies and degenerate Naziploitation movies were generating controversy in Europe. These thoroughly objectionable grindhouse movies appealed to amoral audiences that wanted to see the Catholic Church ridiculed without mercy for centuries of corrupt, repressed, sexually perverted clergy as well as nuns raping vulnerable nuns. Guzman has faithfully recreated this low-class, grade-Z genre and combined it with elements of biker films. Despite its obviously low budget and lack of celebrity talent, "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" isn't totally beyond redemption. Instead, as a comic, payback in Hell, epic, Guzman's film appropriates those despicable themes and makes them surprisingly palatable on a remarkably shoestring budget. Moreover, this movie doesn't have those obvious one-take scenes where everything is shown in one take. The opening bus scene, for example, appears to have been shot in at least two takes with the suitcases of cocaine lensed in a different take.In "Nude Nuns with Big Guns," a depraved priest is working hand-in-hand with a Mexican gang selling them coke. One of the nuns steals a package of coke from evil biker gang chieftain Chavo. The villainous Hispanic murders two nuns in cold blood without blinking an eye and takes the third one as a gift from the angry priest. Naturally, Chavo presses her into service to use as a whore. "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" is a savage, bloodthirsty saga with rape, murder, and pillage galore. One of the brutalized nuns escapes Chavo's stronghold where she had been shot up with drugs and forced to commit horrendous sex acts. Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) embarks on a one-woman crusade against these abominable dastards and kills them with extreme prejudice. Sarah shoots it out with a corrupt priest in a confessional box. The priest packs a small automatic pistol that he conceals in his Bible, while Sarah is armed with a sawed-off, double-barreled shotgun. Guzman doesn't pull any punches in his depiction of all the violence. This is the kind of shoot-up, drive-in melodrama that "Sin City" director Robert Rodriguez could make because of its vivid, loathsome, subject matter. The biggest difference between Guzman's movie and the original European stuff in the 1970s is the humor. Nothing is to be taken seriously in this bullet-riddled saga. After Sister Sarah escapes from Chavo's house of ill-repute, she arms herself with two, large, chrome-plated revolvers and metes out death to sadistic priests and nuns who have taken advantage of her sister of the cloth. Indeed, Guzman treads a thin line between fantasy and reality. With a bit of a push, he could have gone completely overboard, but even he must have felt the urge to exercise a modicum of restraint. Although it sounds like a left-handed compliment, Guzman succeeded in making a decent shoot-em up with atmospheric production values and Edwin M. Figueroa's solid, well-composed photography. At the heart of all this mindless violence writhes the theme of female empowerment. The squeamish, the tender-hearted, and the religious-minded are strongly advised to shun this profane recreation of a defunct genre. "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" lives up to his premise and its advertising. At one point, Sister Sarah invades a whorehouse, kicks in doors, and fires bursts from her Thompson machine in at the participants. The crowning glory occurs at the end when one nun that Chavo raped actually shoots him in the groin and we see the replica of a shredded penis hit the carpet. Not content to leave this to our imagination, Chavo howls in agony and snatches up the fragment of his penis and stares in horror at it.

I wanted to like this one a lot more. But there are some glaring problems that keep it from scoring any higher for me.First the only people I felt were doing anything with their characters were the leads. Which isn't completely bad, at least they cast people who could act some in the leads.Lighting and sound really have some horrifically bad moments in the film. Characters talking and you couldn't hear them. And the night scenes with a very nice Chevelle SS 396 where you could only see headlights.A lot of scenes where you could almost hear the director thinking "yeah, I guess that's okay, but you know what, I think we really need all the girls to be naked and rubbing their boobies over everyone on the set." Don't get me wrong, I like naked girls, but there is a point of diminishing returns when almost Every... Single... Scene... in the film is accessorized by boobies.There are some very good decisions made that were definite pluses to the film. The love story, while expected, did add to the story and was not completely gratuitous. David Castro's villain has most of the best lines, and several times comes dangerously close to being sympathetic. Asun Ortega does crazy very well, and the 'dress whites' as seen in the poster for the film really added to the moment.This is not a date movie, shoot it's not a mixed company movie in any manner. But for a guilty pleasure movie to watch when you are home alone, you could do worse.

Well personally I am not a fan of the sexploitation movies, not the ones back from the day in the 60s-70s, not the ones from today. But still, being a movie enthusiast, I do try to spread out and watch a multitude of movies.The story in "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" is about Sister Sarah who is abused by the clergy and subjected to drugs. Recovering from the drug abuse, Sister Sarah is visited by God, who gives her a sacred mission to purge all those who oppose him. Armed with God's will and some big guns, Sister Sarah sets out on a holy mission.I will say that the story was entertaining enough, but at the same time it was so cheesy and full of plot holes that anything even resembling a coherent storyline fell through and scattered before the wind. This movie is not the type of movie you watch because it has a riveting story.And it should be said that there is a great amount of nudity and lesbian scenes in this movie, after all it is a sexploitation movie. And there is also a lot of what could best be described as religious sacrilegious stuff (as regarding to Christianity) going on throughout the entire movie. There was something Tarantino and Rodriguez-like over this movie, but then at the same time it never really fully rose up to even reach those directors to the knees. But it was a great enough attempt to imitate their styles. Oddly enough, the movie here did pull that off well enough at its own pace and level. There was that old 70s feel to the movie, gritty and dirty.As for the acting in the movie, well don't get your hopes up, as most of the people in the movie just put on average performances. However, it should be noted that David Castro (playing Chavo) actually did most of the lifting in the movie, carrying the movie a great way with his performance. The cast is not to blame though, as the script didn't allow the characters to be explored and fleshed out in any type of depth, making them appear as shallow characters, with only Chavo and Sister Sarah showing any kind of character development. The rest of the characters were like generic drones just standing in as fillers.One thing that was great about the movie was the music, even though they had one particular song that was either used in a previous movie or just a blatant almost note by note copy of that particular song. I just can't remember where I heard it before, though I am partial to say either "Planet Terror" or "Machete". It was something from either a Tarantino or Rodriguez movie, of that I am almost certain.As a plus, this movie had the most hilarious choking scene I have seen so far in a movie (where Sister Sarah is choking someone with rosary beads).I am pretty sure that if you are fan of this particular genre of movies, sexploitation, then you might find "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" to be an interesting movie. Personally, I didn't find this movie to be overly interesting, as I am not a fan of this particular genre, but I stuck with it and watched it through to the end.

Pun intended. This enjoyable thriller was on The Horror Channel and Radio Times didn't give a rating, nor even marked it up as a film, even! Their scantiest of synopsis forced me to look elsewhere and here on Amazon, a number of positive reviews had me checking it out. I had been expecting the worse and whilst not a classic, was certainly better than I anticipated.Yes, the nuns are often completely starkers and occasionally get shot in the head in a similar state. There is an element of style over substance, with the warm-tinged colours of New Mexico and with an atmospheric, screechy, very Spanish sounding wailing guitar soundtrack, that does indeed come right from a Robert Rodriguez flick. The ultra violence, with quite a lot of bullet generated spatter, with slo-mo camera and emphasised music is very Tarantino. The quick cut to red/sepia/black and white and meaningful-looking panning in some scenes add interest and variety.With a topless bar called The Cherry Popper and the film's title, you sort of know where you are with this one. Obviously one for adults only, for liberally minded heterosexual males (most likely) and for late nights, to unwind to and to not take very seriously.The actual story is a bit of a mess but I didn't watch this film for its storytelling, nor its screenplay - and I doubt if many will. Having said that, it's not just a soft core nude fest, this is also a thriller, with horror overtones.At the moment, I'm seriously thinking of buying the DVD, which is quite an endorsement as it means that I obviously want to see it again. I was a bit disappointed with the rather thin sounding, almost mono soundtrack and I'd be keen to know how this sounds on the DVD. I guess it would be the same.Yes, the title is shamelessly attention grabbing, but for once that's OK, because there are indeed nude nuns, with big guns. But you get a whole decent movie as well, which certainly wasn't expected. Bonus!