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Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

The movie that shows Anna Nicole Smith's "typical" day. Or let's just say what people wish her typical day was. Just masturbating, having sex and taking erotic pictures.The movie is obviously not a documentary, nor is it porn,, I am not even too sure how to rate it based on the genre. I guess it is some soft erotica.Of course the movie is mainly directed at men. But as a female I still enjoyed it. The casting scene was pretty hot, but obviously the main target were guys because she told the hottest guy to leave and chose the normal guy who most men could associate with. In the female fantasy she would be banging the hot blonde.Besides that we have some lesbian sex, sex with butlers, and a lot of hot picture taken. Anna looks beautiful. I just recently watched Skyscraper and thought she looked to weird and stiff. None of it is here. She is very good looking and charismatic.

I'm going to take a break from my stream of horror movie reviews to analyze another piece of fine art...For some reason I've decided to watch Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed! on Showtime this evening. When it opens, Anna is just waking up in bed, with the usual fake lashes, fake mole and three inches of make-up schlepped on her face (ahhh... the natural look!)... "Every morning I masturbate... A refreshing wake-up...What a great way to start the day!" Whoa! Next thing I know she's in a bubble bath with her "maid" going to town and then talking in her third-grade educated twangy Texas voice about how "personal" oral sex is while lopping cream off a strawberry. I'm waiting for her to accidentally smudge her fake Marilyn "beauty mark" right off her cheek, but no such luck. True artistry at work, I tell ya. But as a big fan of the train wreck that was the Anna Nicole show, I can't stop watching this... In between the sex scenes, we get Anna modeling sessions, Anna blowing bubbles, Anna confessing her ridiculous sex fantasies into an RKO-style radio microphones, Anna lying in bed rubbing her silicone mounds, Anna moaning like like she's standing at the end of 50 foot tunnel and much more. So yes... This is basically Anna Nicole Does Soft Core. Some of the scenes are great, especially if you're an Anna Nicole fan and there are long clips from her action movie TO THE LIMIT (1995), but the best thing is listening to Anna Nicole fumbling at reciting her "sexy" dialog.

Anna Nicole Smith is the epitome of "free spirit". A beautiful, sexy woman, would make any man's heart rate speed up. I could watch her anywhere, anytime. Anna Nicole is probably the material of every man's dreams. In spite of the criticism of others, she is an inspiration of sexuality.

If you like Anna - and want to see her revealing more - then catch this. The feature takes us through one of Anna's typical days and, as a bonus, you get some of the sexy clips from her movies at the end. The plot is weak (as can be expected) but the abundance of nudity, TV-camera shot sex scenes and oozings of Anna naked will certainly attract some. If you don't want to see this - miss it.