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I love this movie so much

Thanks for the memories!

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Absolutely greatly shows the story of Noah and his three children, and their life before, on, and shortly after the landing of the Ark upon the mountains, true to the book, without going into outright incestuous mode (unlike the book), shows you how violent and insane any of the religious fiction really is, and of course it's not pretty to find out something like that about yourself, and your so-called prophets - thus the bad reviews and downvotes.

The only part of the bible this movie follows is that there's a man called Noah, there's an ark and a flood.First off I don't remember reading about Korg being in Genesis. Second, Noah didn't try to kill a baby. Third, some evil man didn't sneak on board. Fourth, Korg and his friends didn't build the ark. Fifth, there's no mention of the tablet with the instructions to build the ark. Sixth, there's no mention of evolution in the bible. .. Noah waited 100 years for the flood ... Noah was an old man at the time of the flood ... What's with the magic tape?TL;DR: This movie is not biblical at all

My title says what I think. Dear Anthony Hopkins, as the best actor in this farce and one of the best living actors, why did you waste your talent and time on this tripe?

I know, I know, I sound like everyone else on this site that always thinks the book is way better, but hey, it WAS written by God(!) whereas the screenplay was just written by some mere mortal, so there's that. Watching Noah, I felt a flood of emotions wash over me, like a tide pulling me this way and that in a great tempest. I really wanted to love this film, but I almost ran screaming like someone abandoning a sinking ship. Not to rain on the parade of those who loved it, but this story simply had no believable arc to it. It seemed like a vast ocean separated me from the folks whom poured a torrent of praise upon Noah. Feeling like I could be missing something, I was compelled to return to the theater for 40 days and 40 nights, but ultimately realized it was a total wash. I'll never get that 100 hours of my life back!