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Surprisingly incoherent and boring

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

I'm Bruce Bannermam I'm here to tell you my opinion on the film spy kids 3 Game Over. This movie is known for a having a great cast which have had the unfortunate bad luck of staring in this film. I tell you this film would of been a lot better if only the directors were real men and not hipster men, I tell you Melbourne has a real representation in this film.It was clear the directors were cracking a fat over the actors. though the cast did not clearly have a lack of talent. This movie would clearly see a much needed increase of appeal in the 90's any reviewer that has gone and given this movie a good review has been payed off and is telling porkies.Anyway I particularly liked the scene were the kid made the other kids brain fart as that is quality television. It could be seen in one scene that the actors were jerking the mutton knocking about for a paycheck. The animation quality is awful for the budget of the film. In all honesty this film makes me wish I had died off during the Emu War.

If Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over is, in fact, the end of the Spy Kids movies, it's just about the most anti-climactic end to a series ever. Where the first two films were fun and enjoyable, Spy Kids 3-D is overbearing and obnoxious. The film makes the fatal mistake of utilizing 3-D technology that just doesn't work (it's those old red- and-blue glasses that should've been made obsolete in the '50s), and effectively infuriates those in the audience over the age of twelve.In a prologue that's mercifully not in 3-D, we learn that Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara) has abandoned the Spy Kid lifestyle in favor of detective work (he couldn't handle the pressure that comes with being a spy, apparently). But when his sister Carmen (Alexa Vega) is kidnapped and held hostage inside a cheesy video game developed by the Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone), Juni has to pick up where he left off and venture inside the game to save her.That simplistic storyline is a big part of why Spy Kids 3-D fails as horribly as it does. The teamwork aspect of the first two films, between Carmen and Juni, is almost completely absent here. And that was a big part of what made those films as entertaining as they were: the idea that this squabbling pair of siblings had to work together to solve a variety of complex and clever puzzles. Here, the majority of the film is akin to watching someone else play a video game, as Juni gets into car chases, fights robots, etc. With hardly a whiff of a plot to keep things moving, this becomes incredibly tedious almost immediately. While the special effects are admittedly quite impressive, they'd be more at home in an arcade.Surprisingly, Daryl Sabara (who's been one of the weaker actors of the series) really steps up and does a fairly decent job at carrying the film. And, Sylvester Stallone is especially good, playing multiple characters, and pulling off the comedy remarkably well. And the good thing was Salma Hayek, who appears with a white lab coat and her hair in two pigtails, à la Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton.And then, of course, there's the 3-D aspect of the movie. Every single moment of the film that takes place inside the game (which adds up to at least an hour of screen time), is presented using "the very latest digital technology" (or so says the press notes) of 3-D effects. But really, this is about as effective as those old William Castle movies of the '50s - and just as annoying. Seeing through these flimsy glasses proves to be the first major test, as the blue portion of the glasses seems to have been tinted a little too darkly. Even if you're able to see properly, you'll immediately notice that supposed 3-D objects barely appear to leave the screen. And it's not like the technology to create effective 3-D images doesn't exist; James Cameron's Ghosts of the Abyss did a superb job of immersing the audience in a realistic-seeming 3-D world. Fortunately, Rodriguez seems to have predicted that most people wouldn't be able to sit through an entire movie wearing the glasses, and the movie is watchable without them. Background images have primarily been "enhanced," meaning it's actually preferable to view the flick without the aid of the glasses.Spy Kids 3-D will presumably fare a lot better on home video, where the 3-D effects will be removed from the film. But even if that's the case, you'll still have to sit through a terminally dull storyline that makes Tron look like Citizen Kane.

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Spy Kids: 3D-Game Over (2003): Dir: Robert Rodriguez / Cast: Daryl Sabara, Alexa Vega, Ricardo Montalban, Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas: Lifeless 3D sequel about kids being controlled or entrapped in video games. Central plot regards a toy maker who invites kids to literally become part of a video game where they remain trapped if they lose. Juni Cortez sets to rescue his sister and is aided by his wheelchair bound grandfather. Lame plot with only its 3D images to gain any interest. Directed by Robert Rodriguez who isn't nearly as successful here as he was with the first film. Daryl Sabara plays Juni who accepts the task at hand and prevails through disaster until arriving at a corny climax. Alexa Vega as his sister gets to be a prisoner in the game until Sabara bails her ass out. Ricardo Montalban as the grandfather is the best performance going from disabled to becoming the puzzle piece that matters as well as do the one thing that the villain wasn't prepared for. Sylvester Stallone as the toy maker is involved in a lot of corny scenes but it appears that Stallone is laughing at himself, which makes his performance somewhat tolerable. Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino return as the parents but they are merely making cameos at this point. Despite its message regarding video game addiction the film seems purposed as a money making gimmick. Score: 5 / 10