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I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

The acting in this movie is really good.

Erik Stifler (John White) is still a virgin since his girlfriend Tracy (Jessy Schram) wants to wait. He can't live up to the legacy of cousins. After a night of misadventure, Tracy gives him a guilt-free pass for the weekend. He and his friends go to party with cousin Dwight Stifler (Steve Talley) at college where he tries the local tradition of the Naked Mile, a naked run across the campus. Tracy gets scared and has second thoughts. And there's the sexy college girl Brandy (Candace Kroslak). This is an even more raunchy movie than the main franchise. The guys are a bunch of boring actors with no particular charisma. Their biggest sin is their lack of comedic skills. There is a general lack of funny jokes. They try a lot of gross out jokes and naked comedy but the guys can't pull any of it off. I do love the angry midget frat. At least that's a little different and actually funny.

As far as teenage comedies go, the American Pie movies always had been among the best. The first movies actually were genre redefining at its time. Now 7 years after this first movie 5th movie out of the series. It doesn't feature any of the original characters anymore, besides Mr. Levenstein, and it's the second one out of the 'American Pie Presents' movies, that basically don't feature any continuation with any of the previous movies. Nothing wrong with this but there is still an awful lot wrong with this movie.To be honest, I still sort of liked watching this movie during its first half, even though the movie was already an incredibly immature and simple one. But the movie turned absolutely horrible once the events surrounding 'the naked mile' kick in. How incredibly 'wrong' and simplistic, immature and not funny the movie gets around that point. I was seeing a lot of stuff that I just never want to witness again. You would think that one erection joke would be more than enough but they just can't stop with it and really crosses the line with some incredibly stupid and far from ever likely scenes.Of course all of the American Pie movies are basically being very immature once, since basically all that they are about is getting sex. But at least all of the previous films still had some likable characters in it and even some good writing, that made the movies some incredibly funny ones. This movie does not have one clever joke in it and everything seems either incredibly simple or insanely stupid beyond belief. They even managed to mess up Eugene Levy's role in this. He always was one of the highlights, in basically all of the other previous movies but his appearance in this seems to be shoe-horned in and feels very forced and out of place. He therefore isn't even a fun character in this one.Now, I can understand that there still is a right audience for this. I can see how some young teenagers find some of the events in this movie funny. And granted, there are really some funny moments and lines in this movie. But it still is a very 'wrong' movie, that is being incredibly immature and it's not even being very clever or creative with it. This movie is not halve as good as any of the previous movies and yes, I'm even counting in "American Pie Presents Band Camp".3/10http://bobafett1138.blogspot.com/

I made a IMDb account just to warn people about this movie to not spend their time on this. I'm sure you've ever seen that facepalm picture of that star-trek dude, well that's probably the best way to express my feelings after watching this abomination, trust me, your face will be redder then a baboon's ass after slapping yourself in the face so much.Every "joke" in this movie refer to either drugs, nudity or both, jokes consist of games like taking some viagra, hang a bucket to your c*ck, keep filling it with water and see who can carry the most, and I guess when one of the guys actually ejaculate it should be hilarious, its not. Furthermore, all the characters are lame stereotypes seen in every teen movie before but way over the top and way worse. I cannot remember anything else (except it being horrendous) because during the movie I smoked a lot of pot trying if dumbing myself would help enjoying this, I ended up having more fun looking at the funny colors pressing my own eyeballs.To sum it up, this piece of sh*t is just a 90 minute soft porn and the saddest things is that similar 80's movies like bachelor party or porky's, show more actual nudity (which both far superior movies to this piece of wh*re sh*t, yes like in sh*t crapped out by an actual wh*re). Still, there are people actually giving this movie good ratings, I can only imagine these are teenage boys suffering from their own hormones while planning their career at burger king.

American Pie Naked Mile lost my vote. I've been in those raunchy frat houses at University of Michigan - and the ones in the movie were too nice. At one point they talk about stealing a monkey from a Zoo - only one problem - Ann Arbor doesn't have a Zoo and it's too damned far to go to Detroit to steal a monkey. The frats and sororities that I saw were all along Washtenaw Avenue several blocks from the U of M campus - so they weren't "on campus". The main campus doesn't have enough dirt to play the kind of football game I saw. The people were entirely too nice in the movie - the frat boys and girls I saw were so blasted off their a**es that there was no way they could begin to have anything approaching intelligent conversation. Also the frats looked way too nice. I went to a nearby university - not U of M - and the frats at my school likewise didn't look that nice and the sets were much bigger than any frats I saw. The reality just wasn't there for me so it wasn't as funny. It was too clean and not raunchy enough. The other American Pies were a bit better. I wish they just wouldn't mention specific schools that way they're not tied to any sense of reality. And if they make anymore maybe they'll make the sets a little smaller, not so nice and a bit more realistic.