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It is a performances centric movie

Good concept, poorly executed.

Don't Believe the Hype

Absolutely the worst movie.

The gorgeous scenery is the real star of this routinely written, CGI laden cheese fest. It can only really be recommended to die hard fans of camp and monster mashes, but they can derive some entertainment out of it. Director Jim Wynorski, using his pseudonym Jay Andrews, makes sure that the story never stops moving, and stages the attack & death scenes in a way that results in mild hilarity. At least his movie hits the ground running. The special effects are no better or worse than one usually sees in this kind of thing. Unfortunately, there won't be gore and T & A enough to suit the tastes of some members of the audience. Still, there are trademarks of Wynorski films here to make it easier to digest, such as the tongue in cheek approach and the gorgeous gals on hand.A weary David Carradine phones in one of his last few performances as a madman geneticist who created the massive lizards of the title. Naturally, they get loose and feast on assorted unlucky morons. Leading the charge against the beasts are a likable government operative, Paul Beaumont (Corey Landis), a super sexy conservation officer, Cassidy Swanson (Amy Rasimas Holt), her lawman father Charlie (John Callahan), and an Indiana Jones style hunter, "The Cajun" (Rib Hillis) - who, by the way, doesn't have a Cajun accent.The battle of the beasts promised by the title is over before you know it, leading to a fair amount of disappointment. Getting there is fairly entertaining, but this fight still isn't worth that much set-up. The actors are pleasant to watch if expectedly nondescript; stunning Danish babe Delia Sheppard (from Fred Olen Ray's "Haunting Fear") and Lisa Clapperton round out the main cast. Ultimately, the biggest groan inducing moment is that ultra predictable closing sequence.Five out of 10.

Like most other people, I can certainly appreciate a fun, campy B-flick but sometimes things are just too much to handle. This movie makes no attempt at ever trying to be creative or original and it isn't even really trying to be good. It's like the film-makers already gave up on things, before they even started shooting.This means that the movie allows itself to be as silly as possible and it doesn't worry about any logic or consistency. It's mostly a very random movie, that seems to be thrown together from an one hour brainstorm session, Roger Corman had with his staff.The lack of true creativity and originality with its story was truly the thing that bothered me the most. It does not only borrow heavily from other movies, it even borrows from itself. The movie is repeating itself numerous times throughout the movie and at times even recycles its own footage. 20 minutes in, the movie is already running out of steam and ideas. The most random things about this movie are its killings. There is not really any logic to it as to why Dinocroc and Supergator are killing certain people. You would think they are doing it for food but sometimes they are simply crushing people and seem to be wanting to kill as many random people as possible. And I mean some very random people. All these people literally pop up out of nowhere and you know they are only in this movie to get killed. This is not something unusual for a movie to do but this movie does this a bit too often. Not just once or twice but it happens all the time, throughout the entire movie.But it's not like there is much more logic to the story itself. Once you start thinking about it, all of the characters are making some incredibly stupid choices, that are far from likely to ever happen, in the case a real Dinocroc and Supergator would be on the loose one day.Still the thing that will caught the most attention is how incredibly bad the movie is looking. The special effects are really shocking and it's the kind of stuff basically everybody could do now days, on any random computer. Dinocroc and Supergator look like they have wandered right out of an old Playstation game and they just never look right whenever they have to interact with the environment or when they are attacking or eating random people. You won't believe how fake and horrible it's all looking! All of the actors seemed also very well aware of what mess they got themselves into. But really, it's not like they were expecting much good from this movie before they singed up for it. A glance at the title would had been enough for them to know that this wasn't going to be an award worthy movie. They all decide to go over-the-top and still have some fun with it, which was probably the best thing to do but it does take you out of the movie even more. Still David Carradine is trying to make something out of his role and he probably is the most professional thing about this entire movie.Sometimes bad its just bad. Especially when it's not even really trying.3/10 http://bobafett1138.blogspot.com/

"i know lizards. alligators and crocodiles are mortal enemies."The first 5 minutes have to be among the funniest TV ever created. There is no introduction, no dialogs, just getting down to action filled business. It actually just starts with these words from the large breasted head scientist: "everybody out now. it's escaped." than a wall just explodes and the SUPERgiant SUPERcgi SUPERgator dashes after some white suited "scientists". one of the scientist screams while being swallowed whole with one bite and the subtitles actually say: "Ah!". That was at least a three A scream. There even is a slow motion sequence of the SUPERgator snatching for some sweet sciency meat. Meanwhile the large breasted one phones Kung Fu to establish the "real" monster. (humanity? who would have thought?!) Shortly after that another wall explodes and DINOcroc joins the party. So absurd, so surreal, I laughed my ass off.The same scene is later used again, this time in black and white for a flashback. It was even funnier.There are some scenes that have to make their way into the hilarious horror hall of fame.1. the waterfall scene. not only gets the guy snatched by the SUPERgator from below while standing knee deep in a puddle, but also the girl doesn't hear a 10 foot high DINOcroc sneaking up from behind. Amazing!!2. here comes the cavalry. black-suits, of course. except one, who wears camouflage. my explanation is: they ran out of costumes, so they got one that was laying around from another movie. another evidence for this is that they have a strange assortment of weaponry. also, the way how they fire their guns is ridiculous, the black guy keeps jiggling it like crazy, right before he and one other call for extraction conveniently standing with their backs to a body of water...3. the whirlpool scene. some wishful thinking there. A rich Horror director with two busty ladies? He should have gone all the way and call the guy Jim Wynorski.4. the sheriff's death. they use the same cgi footage of the croc running past the strange brown shag THREE TIMES with only seconds between. it takes the lightning fast SUPERgator, who can at other times outrun a car exactly 60 (!) seconds to cross the 5m gap. That was so amazing, when the daughter tried to pull her father away, i was on the floor dying of laughter.5. the showdown. you just have to see it to believe it. all i can say is this: when the dinosaurs try to take over the world again, we'll have some sugar ready.In short: amazing entertainment, you cant tell me that SyFy doesn't want these movies to be exactly like this. Part Horror! Part Comedy! All Awesome!and watch out. on SyFy, later this year, it is PIRANHACONDA. Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer! F*ck Yeah.

Where to start? The CGI was probably done on an old Mac as none of the scenes with the monsters or special (?) effects looked real. Lots of jerky camera motion to simulate the earth moving. The actual battle between the 2 reptiles lasted for only a few thankful seconds. Unless you like really bad movies, skip it. The scenery was nice though and the girls were pretty. Here's the plot if you are interested. Bad company run by evil David Carradine creates overgrown reptiles that like to eat people. Of course they first have to munch down on the scientists that created them. Second course involves eating a bunch of bad mercenary soldiers. Evil David sends for croc killer from bayou. Then he has his beautiful killer henchwoman try to clean up the mess. Meanwhile the reptiles munch down on some tourists (and the tourists don't even get to see where Elvis stayed). Then, the reptiles get herded together and they dance around a bit before one of them bits the other and kills it. They blow up a factory with some C4 and grain dust in order to kill the remaining one. The End (thank God).