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The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

So, this is one of the stupidest movies ever. It has a lot of plot holes, stupid characters, horrible effects and lame quotes. But maybe it was meant to be silly... I mean, like the part at the end when the crocodile jumps out of the water and drags a helicopter down! C'Mon that was intentionally silly.. I hope. It doesn't make any sense, and by the way, the black guy is a Samuel L. Jackson ripoff! He even says: I'm tired of these ******* crocodiles! My god that was an insult.Well, to sum it up, it's one the worst movies i have seen, but I had a lot of fun watching it. I laughed a lot, and if you just want to watch something brainless, pick this pile of dog crap.

Crocodile 2 (2002) ** (out of 4) Decent horror flick about a group of five men who rob a bank and then jump on a plane looking for a clean getaway. The men eventually panic and try hijacking the plane but they end up forcing it down in the middle of a swamp. They take the survivors with them, including the main stewardess (Heidi Lenhart) and head off into the swamp with their money but soon a hungry crocodile shows up. I'm not sure who in the world wanted a sequel to Tobe Hooper's CROCODILE but here it is and in fact it's not too bad. The director is at least smart enough to know that this thing is 100% camp and he goes for 100% action as this appears to be straight exploitation out of a Cannon type picture. The movie starts off with an insane bank robbery and then we get on the plane from hell. These two sequences take up the first thirty-minutes of the movie and our croc friend doesn't show up for at least another fifteen-minutes. This would normally kill a horror movie but the cast of bad guys are so outrageous that you can't help but be entertained. Their leader, played by Jon Sklaroff, is constantly saying "motherf**ker" and his over the top performance is just what a movie like this needs. He certainly makes it worth viewing but the other goons are pretty good as well. Martin Kove, the dumb cop in Wes Craven's THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, plays a psycho helicopter pilot here and adds some charm as does leading lady Lenhart. The crocodile effects here are certainly a lot better than in the previous film. Yes, the majority of them are CGI but at least the croc looks good even if the creature is way too big for my liking. At times you'd think you were watching a Godzilla film especially the sequence where it jumps out of the water to capture a flying helicopter. Those wanting a CITIZEN KANE type flick are certainly not going to last through this thing but those wanting cheap trash should find enough here to make it worth sitting through. Not a classic but a decent time killer.

... but this one takes the cake!First of all, if people tell you this is a B-flick, ignore them. This isn't even a D-flick. The special affects of the monster are pretty much the cheapest you will ever see, unless your nephew makes a horror movie with Dad's camcorder.OK, so it was bad. Let's focus on what was good. Nothing.Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let's look at some details. I am not even going to mention that idiot who gets up after being soaked in water about a dozen times and lights a dry cigar. Probably Cuban. So, I mentioned him anyway. Sue me.What else is there to say? I cannot believe Jeffrey Combs played in this movie - he played all sorts of frucks on Star Trek (just as badly I might add! Just imagine he was once considered as Commander Riker. Barf!). In this one he was the master thespian who portrayed 'Jack - gimme that Wiskey with the blond's pills in it', the really vicious bad guy who - big surprise - gets eaten. You'll probably sleep when he appears, so you won't remember.Any other details that will go down in the annals of movie history? Oh, yes. I almost forgot. Wanna see a croc jump out of the water and eat a helicopter? Well, this movie is for you!This super duper monster croc dies because the lead ditch (I think that should be spelled with a 'b') spills about 5 gallons of fuel on the water. What a devious plan. And high tech, too! Seriously, they spill a little fuel on the water and the darn thing goes splat. It was probably glad the movie was over. If it hadn't been, I would have doused myself in a little fuel.Sometimes you see a movie and it makes you understand things. I now know what that silly monk in Vietnam was thinking those many years ago, when he lit himself on fire. He saw this movie coming. I guarantee it, no matter how that is spelled!Well, I feel much better now. MikeP.s.: OK, I take back that stuff about the lead ditch and needing to spell that with a 'b'. Heidi Lenhart deserves better work than this. And she is pretty!

Ok, so this movie is no classic is is probably completely unkown as its a B movie, but it is actually a very entertaining film to watch with a bowl of pocorn on a Saturday night. Having not seen the 1st Crocodile movie, I was under the impression i would need to have seen it to understand the plot etc. in this one, but I hav enow seen it and I can tell you they are both complete different movies with different storylines, characters, settings. Nothing from the 1st movie is mentioned in this one. This movie is certainly much better than the 1st one which i felt was a complete waste of time. The plot is not very plausible but again its very entertaing and there are some spectacular shock moments like ones in Deep Blue Sea and Jaws only they are both better.The acting is decent actually even though it tries to be like Pulp Fiction slightly. There are also some decent special effects for a B movie. This movie and the 1st crocodile movie are certainly much better than Spiders and Spiders 2 which are complete crap. But the end product of this movie is a very entertaining ride that should be seen if you want a night in and some pure entertinment. It certainly was for me.Certainly worth a look 8/10