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Such a frustrating disappointment

Simply Perfect

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

Oh my god! its not much to say about this awful film! the start of the film is boring, and maybe a half hour later you will Se a bunch of girls in bikini runigen around on a boat or a beach doesn't Mather what but they are screaming cause some stock footage and fake sharks is trying to eat them! The sharks are so god damn bad made even the CGI sharks are almost worse then the sharks in deep blue sea!!!!!! And 2 the acting is just awful no one of the actors has been in a film school! The only good things in this film is the ending scene on the beach when the tiger sharks attacks them!!!!! But..... Its a TV film so you cant think that its a true masterpiece. 3/10

Spring Break Shark Attack (2005) ** (out of 4) Silly made for TV flick about teens going to Florida for spring break only to have sharks infest the water. The performances are all annoying and the director grew up watching way too much MTV but it's bad enough to be mildly entertaining. Some footage of real sharks are used, which was a nice touch but the rubber sharks look like something you'd see on the Muppet Show. The side plot about date rape is a tad too much. Unlike Jaws this was a film where I was actually cheering for the sharks.

Seriously, this movie is THE worst I have possibly ever seen (Except for the blood). I mean C'MON! Those didn't even look like Tiger Sharks! I am a Shark movie FANATIC, this movie is a disgrace! Girls watch it for guys... Guess what guys watch it for, GIRLS IN BIKINIS! I thought 'Shark' when this was on TV! (*SPOILER*) :NUTSHELL: Tycoon wants more money, chums beach, sharks come, MOUNTAINS IN Florida, sharks eat everything for SOME reason unknown to man, people find out who dun it, OMG HAWT PPL, people kill sharks, THE END.In short, your average shark movie rip-off making everybody STILL believe sharks are cold blooded killers.

I know it's a long shot but, just in case ANYONE ever wondered what a crossover between "Dawson's Creek" and the seventeenth sequel to "Jaws" would look like, here you have the answer! "Spring Break Shark Attack" is a pathetic and totally embarrassing TV-production that even makes recent shark-movie disasters like "Shark Attack" and "Megalodon" look like genuine masterpieces. This film is worse than you can imagine, with shallow characters, clichéd situations, ridiculous dialogues and some of the worst acting performances in cinema history. It's actually pretty funny, but the painful truth is that it wasn't at all meant to be funny. A fine selection of the most empty-headed, but nevertheless ravishing-looking teenagers meet up at a beach house in Florida to spend a spring break filled with parties, sunbathing and meaningless sex orgies. Little do they know, however, that a naughty businessman of the lesser popular East coast is luring bloodthirsty sharks to the beaches, hoping that tourists would come his way. Things get just a tad bit out of control when hundreds of hungry tiger sharks literally sink their teeth into the partying students. Danielle and her friends have to stop wondering for a second about which bikinis they should wear and focus on how they'll get back to school in one piece, once spring break is over. The very few sequences that involve shark attacks are hilarious, simply because footage of running and screaming girls is altered with scenes from National Geographic documentaries that are simply edited into this movie! We get an underwater close-up from a shark and then we see how people hysterically run towards the beach, pretty much like in those cheesy and low-budget Italian Jaws rip-offs from the late 70's/early 80's. The rest of the script is textbook teenage nonsense, with beauty queen contests, boyfriends cheating on their girlfriends and losing virginity at a drunken party. Only minutes after an intense shark incident at the open sea, the girls worry about their hair and nails again. Pure guff.