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A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

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what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE. DO NOT WATCH IT.It's too bad the lowest rating here is 1. This thing would be in the negative. Far in the negative.It is not even a movie. Three idiots went out with a personal video camera. Probably a 12 year old video camera, as any hand-held camera made today takes video and sound several hundred times better than this thing. There are no actors, these people were either friends or randomly pulled off the street. There are no real zombies, and nothing ever happens. The morons in the film did nothing but tell unfunny poop jokes. How in the frickin' hell does something like this get on a DVD, aside from these idiots burning dics on their own computers? I do not know. I really don't. Maybe one of them was a bored rich kid. If so, they should have bought some film making equipment.I love horror movies. I love bad horror movies. I'll watch piles of B movies that no one else would touch, and some of them I like. I love zombie movies and pick up nearly anything that says "zombie" to give it a shot, thus I ended up with this thing. After 15 minutes or so I gave up and watched the rest on Fast Forward, hoping to see something interesting. There was nothing. I desperately wanted that half hour of my life back.Another reviewer compared the quality to a wedding video. With cameras today, a wedding video would be much more watchable. Another reviewer said the director's trailer should be toilet-papered. I'm pretty sure there was no director. A 7th grade film project *I* shot with neighborhood kids enacting Lord of the Flies is more watchable than this.SAVE YOURSELF. It's too late for me, but you can still run from this home video grade school project pretending to be a movie.

Video: As the cinematographic quality of this film was in such disarray, I had a bit of trouble trying to form a grasp as to what was happening to the characters. Not only was the camera shaky, but the lighting was horrid: the actors continually looked as though they were under harsh fluorescent bulbs. Sadly, no amount of make-up was able to repair the washed-out visage which was omnipresent in the film. Audio: Unfortunately, the extremely poor video quality was not where the atrocities to film were able to end with this particular piece. The greater weakness of this film was present in its sound quality. As I have a difficult time hearing already, I typically turn on subtitles for films; as this was not an option, I was attempting to distinguish one character's garble from the next. Not only did several of the actors have similar voices, but they also used typical film enunciation (i.e. realistic speaking rather than stage speaking). I admire this normally, but in a film where the sound quality is so overpowered by jukebox music and ambient background jumble.Acting/Characterization: Simply put, this film was a long string of disgusting stereotypes after one another. Though this did lead to a consistency in characterization, it also led to a boring viewing (i.e. we may as well have been viewing a two-dimensional painting rather than a living film). The film seemed to be carried entirely by the three main actors, one other gentleman (Juan Flabio), and an actress who played a deaf zombie/deadite. I, thus, found it quite strange to recall the sword-wielding female that graced the cover with her presence. In short, the actors were weak.Zombies: I feel that these "zombies" were more akin to Deadites rather than their namesake. These were sentient monsters that were feasting upon flesh when relinquishing their own humanity at nightfall. In some regards, they were relatives of vampires as they charismatically drew their pray toward them during the day with the intent of feasting upon them at night. Title: I don't want to sound like THAT guy, but I am going to: why did they title this film "Zombies Gone Wild?" I saw more breasts in "Zombie Nation" (one of the few films which I rank lower than this one). I know that breasts should not draw one toward a film, but with a suggestive name as such, one would expect to be entertained with them. For instance, I would have been thrilled with ONE scene taking place in a pub/bar/club wherein the zombie-girls remove their tops in order to receive Mardi-Gras beads from their potential meals. What would have been even more humorous: zombie-boys giving necklaces of human bones to zombie-girls in order to have them remove their tops (or a human-boy's flesh). Overall: It's not the worst film that I have ever seen, but it's certainly not the best. If you are willing to listen carefully, you will find a slight bit of joy in shenanigans (including an ironic large African-American zombie dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan); if not, however, do not utilize your time upon this film. It's your turn to take this one to the movies.

First of all, I need to enter my personal disclaimer--I only watched this movie because I am on a quest to watch every zombie movie possible, good or bad. And believe me, this was bad. Not because it's "not intended for the politically correct"--I can deal with that. It's because my definition of humor extends past the bathroom, whereas this movie's humor almost literally STARTS there. Too much time is wasted on unfunny dialogue, and there's not even enough scene cuts to make it interesting. The "offensive" humor would have worked if it was remotely funny. Most of it involved various bodily functions and watching them in action. Someone said this was supposed to be "Girls Gone Wild" with zombies. On the one hand, the zombies don't show up until well after an hour of the aforementioned dialogues, and on the other, guys looking to spot some female nudity of any kind are in for a serious disappointment. As a "zombie purist", I got a big problem with gorgeous women who are normal by day, and turn into zombies (that can carry on dialogue) at night--and then they stay zombies for the rest of the film. Speaking of film, where did these people learn how to do it? I was puzzled as the outdoor scenes went from morning to dusk in less than 5 minutes, then broad daylight, then nighttime, then morning again. And the ending is one of the cheapest cop-outs I have EVER seen in ANY film, although it did provide a few genuine laughs. And don't let the "cover art" fool you--the hottie and the sword never meet. All in all, there's not a shred of truth in any advertising of this movie. Avoid at all costs, unless you like wasting time and money.

Starting out, I didn't expect any for of Oscar worthy film, as I'm sure no one else was before watching this film. That being said, there seemed to be no direction at all. Scenes jumped, there seemed to be no story line, other than the quest to get laid and avoiding the 'zombies'. The acting was horrible and characters didn't stay in character. There is no ending whatsoever. The jokes consisted of a not so well placed soundboard fart, along with the other soundboard action sounds. The 'zombies' were more like vampires able to walk in the day and a bit uglier. Most of the scenes were in horrible locations. I can go on, but I'm a bit tired and I'm sure you get the point.Don't even watch this film if all you want is a couple of boob shots, b/c they aren't there. One shot of breasts in black & white in a dream sequence. So get your kicks somewhere else.So in conclusion, horrible acting, no good jokes, no storyline, no ending, and basically no boob. This film has nothing really. The only thing that was alright in this movie was Giselle Lopez (Sue) before the "zombification". She was quite attractive. I'm sure it was fun to make, but not to watch....sorry everyone involved.