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hyped garbage

A lot of fun.

The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

It's been on Sci Fi channel (Sky) recently.It's gone a lot further than anything else on Sky recently - open leg & clear back shots.What's not to like?Oh I have to fill 10 lines.... well there's at least one scene taken out of another film, I enjoyed a pizza while I was watching it, it wasn't Ingloreous Basteurds (which I watched tonight and was terrible). Err... Come on Blackpool!Oh god, losing the will to live - look it's a standard soft core film with a little sneaky peek at a few flaps now and then. That's it!

An odyssey to remember. I simply cannot remember the last time I was so moved. To start with we are presented with the beautiful Lolita, (soon to be) scantily clad space censorship warden, and the perfect hostess to our magical journey through time, space, and beyond.Lolita shows us an astoundingly erotic range of clips, with a titantic amount of god-gifted breasts and sculpted arses.Our first tale takes us into the realms of art. Sherri, a stunning brunette with obvious psychological troubles allows us to probe deep into her psyche, as we discover her long hidden secret. Initially sparked by the traumatic sighting of horrendously fake boobs at her art class, Sherri steadily begins to remember her sordid past. The symbolism of a ring being taken was moving and maturely modernistic in its application to this genre, creating a stunning segment of erotic cinema. I was really turned on. I especially enjoyed the cameo appearance of Sasha, the Italian with questionable trauma-coping reflexes.Lolita's second tale was set in the darkly moody space prison, reminiscent of the best of film noir of this cinematic period. Emblazoned in PVC, the dominating prison guard gave an excellent performance, overshadowed perhaps only by the inmates' hair, which gave breathtaking personality to their roles. Credibility was further added to the various races through the sparing use of makeup to give an overall natural look to the impoverished inmates.Our final tale was set in the diner with a difference. What a plot twist! Unburdoned by the strings of time, the diner was host to a plethora of erotic encounters, spanning entire eras, from Neolithic to the future, where leather-tassled mattress wrestling is an everyday sport. This insightful view into what is to come gave added realism to the overall project, and truly made the film a classic.Compounded throughout by an astonishing use of atmospheric and swelling music of breathtaking variety, Lolita 2000 can truly be revered as the film of our generation. In times to come, undoubtedly it will be held up among such greats as Casablanca, Ben Hur, and Psycho, as a film that truly reflected the zeitgeist of the time.A must see!!

Lolita 2000 ranks up there with Virtual Encounters 1, Virtual Encounters 2, and Femalien as one of the "must have" softcore videos that Surrender Cinema released in the last half of the 1990's.This is what softcore is supposed to be. The women are beautiful, the sex scenes are plentiful, and the action stops just short of actual hardcore. My favorites scenes were the prison cell lesbians and the totally gratuitous encounter between the 1950's lovers in the diner.This is an easy recommendation.

Lolita is a rebel and she's going to share to our wide open eyes some little sex stories, between sci-fi and fantasy... Well, this Surrender Cinema production is not very good: very bad acting, horrifying music and a story line without any story and any line. BUT, the sex scenes are pretty well done, lot of lesbian scenes, and Jacqueline Lovell, as beautiful as in The Exotic House Of Wax, offer to us a very good final and very hot strip show. For Lovell's fans only.