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Where do I start? The beginning was completely pointless. 2 girls go out to a secluded spot on a lake and are terrible actors. What was the point of the girls splashing in the water forever before they disappear. So next we see 4 men with a rude woman (who is making them do everything for her somehow. I never understood why the men were scared of the woman but whatever. If Megaladon was still in existence it wouldn't need to bump the boat more than once. None of the people in this show would have gotten a warning. The boat would have simply flipped and everyone on board would have been dead. The lighting throughout the whole movie is amateur and the sound in the stairwell has an echo. All through the movie the sound is different. Sometimes the sound is loud and sometimes I have to turn it up just to hear anything. I heard this was the worst movie so I had to check it out for myself. If you don't believe a movie can be this bad, I highly recommend you watch this horrible film!!!

Since full movies are long complicated things and the Sun is expected to incinerate the Earth within the next few billion years with a solar flare, I don't have time to describe the unimaginably vast awfulness of this pustule on the metaphorical being that is the film industry, and so you will have to imagine for me that all films are desserts, since these are much simpler.The Jurassic Shark cake is the kind of monstrosity you will chance upon once in your life while attending a do hosted by a distant relative with distinctly bad breath. Where one bite of this disgrace is enough to bring a tear of pure disgust that you share blood with this super villain, the great "Uncle Badbreath" whose superpowers consist of both hosting the most boring parties and inhuman knowledge of which ingredients taste the worst together. The kind of cake that is so bad you immediately spit it out, note it looks no different, then powerfully defecate towards this "Uncle Badbreath" partly to eject any stray detritus and partly as a fecal demonstration of your hatred to the result of his powers.Would recommend.

This will be the shortest review in the history of reviews but honest to God I don't remember much of the movie because it was so utterly boring. I bought the DVD from a discount-pile in a local store to watch with some friends but we where sorely disappointed. It's the standard college girls on vacation horror slasher-flick where the crazy maniac is replaced by some sort of badly animated dinosaur shark. Through the wooden monotone acting and boring screenplay I really couldn't care if these characters would live or die. and the computer effect make Sharknado look like Avatar. It is the darkest shark I ever seen on film (and I saw the Jaws-remakes)I would advice other people to stay away.

Spoiler Alert!!! OK Now I know this is a low budget film and I shouldn't expect anything other than a horrible movie. OK I was significantly pleased at the way the shark looked I mean at least it looked like a shark unlike Two-headed Shark Attack and many other films. The script like always is just a mediocre shark film that's trying to be like Jaws. The acting is obviously going to be atrocious because hey it's a low budget film you can't expect much for acting. Overall this film does have a cool looking CGI shark, at least I think so. The shark is way better looking in this film than any other Shark I've seen of CGI. Overall this movie sucks but I did like how realistic the shark looked and the script is o trying to be an obvious Jaws rip off. I give it a 3 out of 10 because it's not the worst Shark film I've ever seen, the worst I've seen was Sharktopus, Two-Headed Shark Attack, and Snow Shark.