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Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Hmm, where to begin? I know, let's not!If you you like sci-fi with well detailed models of alien warships, dynamic realistic CGI effects, cool looking super soldier outfits and are inspired by heroic rebel citizens making a bid for freedom against an oppressive occupying force, just go and watch Star Wars for the 112th time, because this reel of barf may turn you off the genre forever if you watch it to the end. The cover art may well have been the biggest production expense! Unremarkably, the budget of this film probably equates to about 1% of the original Star Wars film's production cost in 1977.. Why am I even comparing them in the same sentence? I don't even know any more! A closer parallel is obviously Battle: Los Angeles. If you've seen that film, just rent it or the sequel (which I have not even seen). Even if you have already seen them. Trust me!My IQ dropped well down into the double digits which is what most of the actors must have been paid for their "appearances" in this clearly successful attempt at "getting money" in Hollywood. I suspect they are as much victims as the rest of us and filming on location in Paris and London as well as somewhere out the back of L.A. must have been a draw card.. Even my sarcasm has been impaired. Also due to budget and time restraints, I can only allow two paragraphs for this review, so I'll leave it at that.You're welcome.

Characters disappearing and then appearing, wooden acting, poor effects, so disjointed at times I wasn't sure if the movie was out of order, or the editing sucked big time. I could never be sure it wasn't a made for TV movie, what with the fade to blacks and then picking up right where it left off.The scene with the woman preparing meat for the guests both sickened me and made me laugh. "Many more, they keep on coming, many more"!! And how did half these characters get from where they were to where they are now? Did they all know about that back door that the Nephilim were too "thick as bricks" to see RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM? I did love the homage to George Noory however, it added a necessary touch of class and whimsy to the entire thing. Way to go George!!

This movie gave me the shits, and if you saw it you'd know what I'm talking about. I can't believe they wasted over $800,000 on this. That money could have been better spent helping out the indigent. I got suckered into watching this because of some flashy CGI, but once I got it running on my television, I wasn't 25 minutes into the movie where I shut the TV off and went back to my computer. I figure, if a movie can't hold my interest in the first 15 minutes, then it isn't worth watching the next 60 minutes or whatever. And this is coming from a guy who's watched every Godzilla movie ever made. So if I'm saying this is a bad movie, then you know it's bad.

Well, I liked it when the aliens "cancelled" George Noory's show...NOt much else.This film was okay in the Special effects department, given a budget of less than six figures.Of course, there were a few interesting bits, like the women who were turned into "Hens" producing food. But mostly, the movie was incoherent nonsense, with scenes in the prison taking up way too much of its running time. Especially scenes involving body functions.But most of the ideas were tired and other people did them better. Symbiot worms that took people over? The Trill, the Hidden, the Puppet Masters. Aliens who succumb to a disease? That's original- when H.G Welles did it 100 years ago! So if you don't have original ideas, you should at least have interesting characters. Characters were introduced and then vanish for no good reason, other than I suspect someone promised them they could be in this movie. Saddest of all was Virginia Hey (The ROad Warrior, Farscape) clearly too old to be doing these kinds of roles anymore.Final insult- the cover art. Yup, if you compare the cover art for this turkey that Red Box used, you will notice a strange similarity to "Cowboys and Aliens" cover art. Well, I guess someone was fooled somewhere.