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If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

Anaconda 3: offspring (2008) is a television horror film premiered on Syfy Channel on July 26, 2008, is the 3rd series of Anaconda franchise that started in 1997 ... This movie is good for entertainment with all its shortcomings .. The CGI effect is austere .. Acting the normal course .. So enjoy everything ... Anaconda 3 thats awesome!

Following its accidental escape, a snake-handler is sent on a mission with a team of trackers to return to the jungle and must use their hunting skills to track down and destroy the creature before they mate.This was a highly enjoyable killer snake effort. One of the best elements to it is the fact that this one managed to cram a lot of highly enjoyable and entertaining action scenes so that it's never boring. It's pretty much non-stop from the beginning as the opening capture of the snake is a short-but-fun moment with a ton of gunfire goes off in every direction and features the novel concept of managing to not kill anyone off during the process. From there we get the rather exciting escape sequence where a lot comes into play, from the exciting sequence where it bangs against the glass with the released gas, stalking it through the hallways and heating ducts to the graphic kills and much more in a fun, lengthy sequence. The rest of the movie is non-stop action as it's one big sequence starting with the confrontation on the farm. The gunfire is used appropriately with the proper amount of damage to the snake and some nice deaths mixed in with the action incorporating some really new and unique set-pieces into an explosive scene, and even a wild car chase in jeeps with the snake rolling through the underbrush followed by the cars which is a nice plus. There's also the finale where the big confrontations are held inside a creepy, dank basement, which adds a fair amount of atmosphere to the events, the action is top-notch with the two snakes each getting in a rather fun moment and it ends the movie with a real blast. The last plus is that the film manages to keep it's early scenes in the laboratory quite interesting. It's all back- story, but it's not that dull, manages to make some sense when it easily could've been something else entirely and it sets up the later scenes quite effectively. Along with its quite messy and really bloody kills, these here are what make this one enjoyable against what is the only real flaw to it. This is the ever-present and totally fake-looking CGI for the creatures. There's a few moments here and there where it looks passable at times, then there's moments where it looks directly at the camera and its obviously-pixilated image becomes so goofy that it starts to become hilarious, especially when it's interacting with the present humans, where it doesn't match up at all. This is the film's only flaw.Rated R: Graphic Violence and some Language.

The movie is the third sequel to the anaconda franchise. The movie entirely is a movie with 2 giant snakes that are killing people. The movie has good things and bad things in scenes and the plot of the movie.The good: the movie is not exactly a horror, but the movie has lots of action violence and it would be categorized as an action movie. The movie has some surprising scenes, not scary, (not bring up spoilers).The bad: the movie has a lot of things that make it a B-movie. One thing is that the computer CGI is very weak and appeals to be a TV movie. The acting by the characters is weak in most of the scenes. Character development is shown as no importance. Overall: the movie is shown as a low-budget film that went straight to TV and DVD that has very little effect on the public.Score: 3/10

This gets my vote as the worst of the Anaconda movies. As a sequel and on its own terms, Anaconda III is wretched. The scenery/sets are quite nice and Crystal Allen is decent, but that's it. The photography is flat and rushed and the film looks as though it has been edited on a bacon slicer. The continuity is inconsistent as well complete with poor gore effects, the writing is vacuous and eye-rollingly cheesy in alternative to funny and the story is hopelessly predictable. The direction is sloppy, the music is generic and forgettable, the film is unevenly paced and unsatisfyingly resolved and the characters I didn't feel anything for. The acting is just dire, David Hasselhoff and Crystal Allen are the only ones who try and while the enthusiasm is admirable Hasselhoff is embarrassing in his acting and delivery, Allen however is far more believable and manages to be the film's sole redeeming quality. The other actors look bored and uninterested, and any scenes that tries to be suspenseful, atmospheric or frightening fails, instead it is laughable. Overall, dreadful sequel and film. 1/10 Bethany Cox